Monkey Tennis Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ok boomer Nah, Generation X. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: Far too many posters are too young to be taken remotely seriously, which is why so few are. A rather sweeping generalisation M T, although there is more than a grain of truth in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Would look totally different if there was an under 16 option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 So are we having this square go or no then? Need advanced notice as I'm not paying the full standard fare for any trips beyond Dundee or Elgin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: So are we having this square go or no then? Need advanced notice as I'm not paying the full standard fare for any trips beyond Dundee or Elgin. Which age group are you in boomer or bobber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Which age group are you in boomer or bobber I'm on the peak of the plot curve (35) so could fall either way. However, I just willingly went 4 or so days without using my mobile because I couldn't be arsed hunting for it, so I guess that puts me in boomer territory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm on the peak of the plot curve (35) so could fall either way. However, I just willingly went 4 or so days without using my mobile because I couldn't be arsed hunting for it, so I guess that puts me in boomer territory. we need a referee.... do you have a black and white striped shirt? if not I think I have one you can borrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Adam101 said: we need a referee.... do you have a black and white striped shirt? if not I think I have one you can borrow I'm well on top of this situation, thank you very much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 The rules of Ruel Street: Profile names only. No real names as some shitebag might break under police interrogation. Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles style eye masks in your club colours essential in case of CCTV / drone coverage. No blades. I know it's Glasgow, but we have some class and dignity. No dogs, except Shandon's. At the end, all surviving attendees must shake hands and share a pint. No limp hand shakes. No standing back to watch any family members take a kicking. No touching of the hair or face. Anybody not adhering to any of the above shall face a temporary banning order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The rules of Ruel Street: Profile names only. No real names as some shitebag might break under police interrogation. Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles style eye masks in your club colours essential in case of CCTV / drone coverage. No blades. I know it's Glasgow, but we have some class and dignity. No dogs, except Shandon's. At the end, all surviving attendees must shake hands and share a pint. No limp hand shakes. No standing back to watch any family members take a kicking. No touching of the hair or face. Anybody not adhering to any of the above shall face a temporary banning order. Thanks JC I'll share this with my Bois. Maybe do a large print version for the old duffers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The rules of Ruel Street: Profile names only. No real names as some shitebag might break under police interrogation. Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles style eye masks in your club colours essential in case of CCTV / drone coverage. No blades. I know it's Glasgow, but we have some class and dignity. No dogs, except Shandon's. At the end, all surviving attendees must shake hands and share a pint. No limp hand shakes. No standing back to watch any family members take a kicking. No touching of the hair or face. Anybody not adhering to any of the above shall face a temporary banning order. All the yunguns must carry one of these bags that dog-walkers carry to clean up their "accidents" from the road after le bout. I know it's Glasgow and any additional mess won't be readily noticed, but P & B standards require they clear up afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Maybe do a large print version for the old duffers? Quote The rules of Ruel Street: - Profile names only. No real names as some rapscallion might break under police interrogation. - Eye masks like Zorro in your club colours essential in case of street cameras / flying robots. - No blades. I know it's Glasgow, but we have some class and dignity. - No dogs, except Shandon's. - At the end, all surviving attendees must shake hands and have a drink over a nip and a half. Do not accept limp hand-shakes. - No letting your sons stand back whilst you take a kicking. - No touching of the hair or face. hair /hɛː/ noun any of the fine threadlike strands growing from the skin of humans, mammals, and some other animals. Edited November 7, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Good man. @shandonpar That big enough for your auld yins? Edited November 7, 2019 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I have a rare eye condition you utter trumpet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Anyone not having a Tennent’s will be invited back outside and persuaded in a good old fashioned manner to change their mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Anyone not having a Tennent’s will be invited back outside and persuaded in a good old fashioned manner to change their mind. Ooh. Clockwork's probably the closest boozer to Ruel St (either that or the Beechings) and they'll have a fair whack of fancy German stuff. Go for a day out and have T when you move to the next place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 Are tridents and grenades allowed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 04/11/2019 at 10:02, BigFatTabbyDave said: 41-46 is where all the cool kids hang out anyway. I was turned 47 yesterday. Does that mean I'm out of the cool club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I was turned 47 yesterday. Does that mean I'm out of the cool club? [emoji848] Just claim the next age bracket is even more happening, daddio. The younglings will be seething with jealousy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 16 hours ago, NJ2 said: Anyone not having a Tennent’s will be invited back outside and persuaded in a good old fashioned manner to change their mind. What about a Tennent's Hee Haw? Would that be acceptable? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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