Jump to content

Talentless Eleven


Kuro
 Share

Recommended Posts

Pick a team of players that are utterly talentless, who you can't believe had careers at the top level as they literally have no talent at all

 

On the wings Jesus navas and Stuart downing (who I once hilariously heard described as a no trick pony)

Holding midfield Gary medel and.Neil Lennon

up front Kenny Miller with andros Townsend playing off him

Phil and Gary Neville at.fullback

Link to comment
Share on other sites

GK: Heurehlio Gomes 

RB: Titus Bramble

CB: Tim Dreesen

CB: Dejan Lovren

LB: Paul Dummett

RM: Stewart Downing

CM: Lee Cattermole

CM: Robbie Savage

LM: Jese Rodriguez 

ST:  Colin Kazim-Richards

ST: Marouanne Chamakh

 

Edited by staggy1929
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now, I hate Celtic as much as every other right-thinking 21st century human being with a functioning brain, but people who genuinely think Neil Lennon and Aiden McGeady are/were talentless footballers need to find a new hobby.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm going for a 4 4 2 here

Derek Stillie

Mo Ross, Gary Caldwell, Ryan McGivern, Juwon Oshaniwa

Robbie Sloan, Derek Young, James Fowler, Shaun Maloney

Darren Mackie, Steven Thompson

That team would be good at nothing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pick a team of players that are utterly talentless, who you can't believe had careers at the top level as they literally have no talent at all
 
On the wings Jesus navas and Stuart downing (who I once hilariously heard described as a no trick pony)
Holding midfield Gary medel and.Neil Lennon
up front Kenny Miller with andros Townsend playing off him
Phil and Gary Neville at.fullback


Who are you to decide a player is talentless? You haven’t kicked a ball in your life you fucking moron
Link to comment
Share on other sites

32 minutes ago, JTS98 said:

Mo Ross

Theres a wee shrine type thing in a boozer in Dundee, boys from Dundee that have played for Scotland with photos etc. 

His smug face in one of the photos pisses me off no end anytime I am in. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

36 minutes ago, JTS98 said:

I'm going for a 4 4 2 here

Derek Stillie

Mo Ross, Gary Caldwell, Ryan McGivern, Juwon Oshaniwa

Robbie Sloan, Derek Young, James Fowler, Shaun Maloney

Darren Mackie, Steven Thompson

That team would be good at nothing.

Apart from reading.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, JTS98 said:

Now, I hate Celtic as much as every other right-thinking 21st century human being with a functioning brain, but people who genuinely think Neil Lennon and Aiden McGeady are/were talentless footballers need to find a new hobby.

 

1 hour ago, JTS98 said:

I'm going for a 4 4 2 here

Derek Stillie

Mo Ross, Gary Caldwell, Ryan McGivern, Juwon Oshaniwa

Robbie Sloan, Derek Young, James Fowler, Shaun Maloney

Darren Mackie, Steven Thompson

That team would be good at nothing.

Shaun Maloney is a fucking awful shout.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...