Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Muzza81 said: Worst thing I've ever read. Why Monty Python TV programme was patchy. Capable of some brilliant moments, but mostly shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Just in case we were in any doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) Are SA farmers as big a bunch of c***s as UK farmers? I want to see if I'm bothered by this news Edited October 29, 2019 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Why Monty Python TV programme was patchy. Capable of some brilliant moments, but mostly shite. Cant have that. The latter series were pretty weak but there's a helluva lot of brilliant moments throughout. Plus the films on top of that, so to say Python are shite is wrong, imho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 38 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Are SA farmers as big a bunch of c***s as UK farmers? I want to see if I'm bothered by this news Well, I have never met a nice South African. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Well, I have never met a nice South African.https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/oct/24/an-indictment-of-south-africa-whites-only-town-orania-is-booming?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 38 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Well, I have never met a nice South African. And that's not bloody surprising man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: A news reporter on the British Airways Strike recently: "Staff are striking on these given dates, but people are asking me what is this all about?....Well, it's about...money" A stunning insight. She said people were asking what the strike was about. She answered the question. I can't see what the problem is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: I remember having to watch a golf tournament. Every time the putt went in the commentator said "he'll be happy with that". Every time it did not go in the commentator would say "he'll not be happy with that". I guess commentators have to say something even when nothing is happening. Sums up golf for me. This was how almost every piece of input Craig Paterson ever made in his punditry career ended. However, before you got to the Paterson Happiness Indicator, you had to listen to him talk you through exactly what you could see in the replay. My mum could have done it. --Striker scores a header from a cross from the right - cut to our Craig as the replay rolls -- "Yes. The winger takes a touch and looks up. Puts over a cross. De Vries sees it coming and gets there first to head it into the net. He'll be delighted with that. 1-0 to Hearts. And I'll tell you, this is just what Motherwell didn't want; to lose the first goal! Terry Butcher won't be happy with that." F**k you, Craig. f**k you. His other favourite thing to do was invent conversations. In the run up to half time he'd say something like "In that dressing room at half time Terry Butcher will be telling his men they've got to do more out there. But they'll be telling him they need more support in the forward areas. He'll say "Come on, we've got to stay in this game till the last twenty!". But they'll tell him that the front players are too isolated. Dirk Lehman's going to be asking those midfielders for support, but Keith Lasley's going to tell him he's got to hold the ball up there longer so support can arrive". It was bizarre. He'd have a complete conversation that he would not be involved in and that hadn't happened yet, and probably never would, ready to go in his head. His commentary was part stating the obvious, part the descriptive beauty of 'look at this brick, it looks like a brick', and part the bizarre conversational fantasies of a drug-addled old hippy. Edited October 29, 2019 by JTS98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: From Cove's tear stained match report after the Auchinleck game: that would have been bleedin' obvious if the report had said "happily and repeatedly kicked Megginson" because once you hit that c**t you wouldn't want to stop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: It's why the Make A Wish Foundation should be re-named the Well Obviously You Can't Have That, Make Another Wish Foundation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I am gonna point out the obvious here. Most people are fucking stupid. That's why these thing's point out the obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: I am gonna point out the obvious here. Most people are fucking stupid. That's why these thing's point out the obvious. Quite so 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 55 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Dammit Lou this is the fifth stiff we’ve had this week and nothing. What gives? Dunno chief. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Quite so haha, fair play. Dunno how I managed to f**k that up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Jess' photo doesn't quite go with the caption IMO. Maybe she's smiling because technically she is the only one with a correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: haha, fair play. Dunno how I managed to f**k that up. Best policy with apostrophes is to omit them, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.