highlandcowden Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: I’m speedily reaching an age where this is expected. Is it a myth? What are the warning signs? attempting to shag your 20 yo secretary in the bright red Ferrari you've just bought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Half your age and then add 7. If this equals more than 18 then you've missed the cut.Even just for a ride? Seems a harsh rule. Obviously you wouldn't got out with an 18 year old if you're over say 30 as you'd have f**k all in common but I'd say the rules should be more lenient for a one off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Read that as Tyler Durden.Not the first time I’ve been compared to Brad Pitt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 The sooner in life you accept that you aren’t special, no one really cares about you and you are eventually going to die following 5 + decades of utter drudgery the least likely you are to suffer a midlife crisis IMO.Add to this no one outside your immediate family will notice or care when you are gone.Even just for a ride? Seems a harsh rule. Obviously you wouldn't got out with an 18 year old if you're over say 30 as you'd have f**k all in common but I'd say the rules should be more lenient for a one off. Bold (IMO). Lets see how it goes from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 20 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Even just for a ride? Seems a harsh rule. Obviously you wouldn't got out with an 18 year old if you're over say 30 as you'd have f**k all in common but I'd say the rules should be more lenient for a one off. ^^^Wayne Linekar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 33 minutes ago, highlandcowden said: attempting to shag your 20 yo secretary in the bright red Ferrari you've just bought Would he not be better trying to shag her in the fanny? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Not the first time I’ve been compared to Brad Pitt. I've always thought that you are a complete Brad Pitt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 Does going home then leisurely pulling the head off it at the thought of shagging the secretary still count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, throbber said: Not the first time I’ve been compared to Brad Pitt. You were called Benjamin Button because the drink has aged you terribly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 It's a myth. Most people can't afford the things they really want when they're young and bringing up children. My Dad died at 59, I'm glad he had a "crisis" and enjoyed the last 10 or so years of his life. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 58 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Does going home then leisurely pulling the head off it at the thought of shagging the secretary still count? That’s not a mid life crisis. That’s just life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Buy bikes, cars, (watches for me) whatever you like, got the funds now I didn't when younger, just don't try and dress like a 23 year old, simple. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dee Man Posted October 29, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2019 Just now, Crawford Bridge said: It's a myth. Most people can't afford the things they really want when they're young and bringing up children. My Dad died at 59, I'm glad he had a "crisis" and enjoyed the last 10 or so years of his life. Aye, 'crisis' seems like a strange choice of word for guys going out and having the time of their lives doing exactly what they wanted to do for years. It was obviously coined by the ex-wife of a guy trapped for years in a loveless marriage who escaped his miserable existence by leaving her for a woman half her age and spending some of his cash from the sale of the house on a Harley Davidson. "He was obviously having a mid-life crisis". No he wasn't, Karen - he was having an absolute ball of a time away from you and your constant nagging. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Mid life crisis and the definition thereof are usually only spouted by no marks that are jealous of what you're doing. I discovered many years ago the best thing to do is just ignore/not give a f**k regarding what people think/say about the stupid bog standard life 'milestone' cliches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Aye, 'crisis' seems like a strange choice of word for guys going out and having the time of their lives doing exactly what they wanted to do for years. It was obviously coined by the ex-wife of a guy trapped for years in a loveless marriage who escaped his miserable existence by leaving her for a woman half her age and spending some of his cash from the sale of the house on a Harley Davidson. "He was obviously having a mid-life crisis". No he wasn't, Karen - he was having an absolute ball of a time away from you and your constant nagging. I fucking hate Karen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Aye, 'crisis' seems like a strange choice of word for guys going out and having the time of their lives doing exactly what they wanted to do for years. It was obviously coined by the ex-wife of a guy trapped for years in a loveless marriage who escaped his miserable existence by leaving her for a woman half her age and spending some of his cash from the sale of the house on a Harley Davidson. "He was obviously having a mid-life crisis". No he wasn't, Karen - he was having an absolute ball of a time away from you and your constant nagging. ^^^ voice of experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Add to this no one outside your immediate family will notice or care when you are gone. He'd be raging from beyond the grave that no one brought booze to his wake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 My life so far. "Oh no! I'm going to Primary School" "Oh no! I'm going to High School" "Oh no! I'm leaving School" "Oh no! I'm 18" "Oh no! I''m 21" "Oh no! I'm coming up on 30" "Oh no! I'm 30" "Oh no! I'm coming up on 40" "Oh no! I'm 40" "Oh no! I'm coming up on 50" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 What is the acceptable cut off age for pumping an 18 year old? Age isn't the problem. It's the two minutes between getting an erection and the bloody thing withering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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