Alert Mongoose Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I’m speedily reaching an age where this is expected. Is it a myth? What are the warning signs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 28 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: I’m speedily reaching an age where this is expected. Is it a myth? What are the warning signs? See my previous 12000 posts. Be a wear x 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: I’m speedily reaching an age where this is expected. Is it a myth? What are the warning signs? Buying a 2 seater sports car and trying to pump and18 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 It's impossible to have a mid life crisis because you just don't know when you're going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Buying a 2 seater sports car and trying to pump and18 year old.What is the acceptable cut off age for pumping an 18 year old? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Romeo said: Buying a 2 seater sports car and trying to pump and18 year old. I have a theory that middle-aged guys who do stuff like buy 2 seater sports cars or motorbikes is because their kids have flown the nest so they don't have to be a taxi anymore and it's probably the first time they've had disposable income in about two decades. They also have spare rooms to at last put their drum kit. Personally I can't fucking wait. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Alert Mongoose said: What are the warning signs? 1 Thoughts of buying a sports car 2 Thinking an 18 year old will be your passenger 4 Agreeing with many of the comments on Moaning-Faced Auld Duffers thread 5 Buying an expensive guitar and thinking it'll be easier to learn this time 6 Drawing up lists 7 Making simple mistakes 8 Forgetting what you were going to do ne 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: 29 minutes ago, Romeo said: Buying a 2 seater sports car and trying to pump and18 year old. What is the acceptable cut off age for pumping an 18 year old? You asking for a friend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 34 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: What is the acceptable cut off age for pumping an 18 year old? Half your age and then add 7. If this equals more than 18 then you've missed the cut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Buying a fast powerful motorbike and squeezing your fat arse into leather trousers and begin hanging out at the new Harley & Ducatti complexes in Hillington. Enjoy it while it lasts because you are about to die in a head-on collision on the Loch Lomond road, with a German family driving a Citroen Picasso who are on the wrong side of the road. Let us all know which team you support, we could go out and tie team jerseys and painted bedsheets to the nearest tree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malky3 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I think it's a myth. When I was a youngster there was a guy who stayed at the bottom of my street who used to buy and sell Lotus cars. I always admired them and wanted a Lotus ever since. In my 20's and 30's I still wanted one, but couldn't afford it but I decided once the kids were grown up I'd be in a better position to go and get my dream car. Then when I turned 50 I realised that the only way I'd be able to get into a Lotus these days would be to lie down on the pavement and roll in off the kerb. These things are fucking tiny! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: 1 Thoughts of buying a sports car 2 Thinking an 18 year old will be your passenger 4 Agreeing with many of the comments on Moaning-Faced Auld Duffers thread 5 Buying an expensive guitar and thinking it'll be easier to learn this time 6 Drawing up lists 7 Making simple mistakes 8 Forgetting what you were going to do ne 3 Forgetting how to count 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: Buying a fast powerful motorbike and squeezing your fat arse into leather trousers and begin hanging out at the new Harley & Ducatti complexes in Hillington. Enjoy it while it lasts because you are about to die in a head-on collision on the Loch Lomond road, with a German family driving a Citroen Picasso who are on the wrong side of the road. Let us all know which team you support, we could go out and tie team jerseys and painted bedsheets to the nearest tree. I’ve had a motorbike for 10 years or so though not an out and out super bike so I might be ok on that front. Will you take down the CR Smith top first before you put mine up please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 43 minutes ago, Fullerene said: 3 Forgetting how to count 9 Missing the point 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Sense of security, like pockets jingling 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 The sooner in life you accept that you aren’t special, no one really cares about you and you are eventually going to die following 5 + decades of utter drudgery the least likely you are to suffer a midlife crisis IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, throbber said: The sooner in life you accept that you aren’t special, no one really cares about you and you are eventually going to die following 5 + decades of utter drudgery the least likely you are to suffer a midlife crisis IMO. Read that as Tyler Durden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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