Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50180755 Quote A hunter in the US state of Arkansas has died after being gored by a deer he had just tried to kill. Thomas Alexander, 66, was hunting near the Ozark mountains when he shot the buck and watched it collapse. Assuming the animal was dead, Mr Alexander went to check on the body - at which point the deer stood back up and attacked him. 'mon the deer. Any P&Bers here ever been murdered by wildlife? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 I've been attacked by a domestic cat, does that count? Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I've been attacked by a domestic cat, does that count? Thank you. Did you die? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Did you die? Intensive care for a fortnight. Edited October 25, 2019 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) What do you think, Sherlock? In reply to NBB... Edited October 25, 2019 by Jacksgranda Update 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I've been attacked by a domestic cat, does that count? Thank you. Serves you right for trying to beast it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Did you die? 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Intensive care for a fortnight. That's a no then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, gannonball said: Serves you right for trying to beast it I'm a Dundee supporter m9, not a Timothy. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50180755 'mon the deer. Any P&Bers here ever been murdered by wildlife? This is good coming from you. Edited October 25, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Tho is good coming from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50180755 'mon the deer. Any P&Bers here ever been murdered by wildlife? A horse bit me on the back. And a German Shepherd. Not full on murder though, more of a nibble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: A horse bit me on the back. Same here, might've been the same blood lust possessed horse. Left a mark like a giant love bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Any P&Bers here ever been murdered by wildlife? I was at Bullfighting on Friday and at the end they asked members of the public to come into the ring for a free pint of beer. The baby bull had its horns padded(?) and then absolutely destroyed about 20 folk that had volunteered to antagonise the wee stallion for a free €5 beverage. One guy was wiped out 4 times in quick succession. Another was that drunk he could barely walk but fared fairly well and one fat p***k took his top off to try and 'ole' it only to bend over too soon and be knocked unconscious then pinned to the floor by the bull whilst his young daughter and wife looked on in floods of tears and we all laughed. Good Times. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50180755 'mon the deer. Any P&Bers here ever been murdered by wildlife? Love these stories. Delightful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Same here, might've been the same blood lust possessed horse. Left a mark like a giant love bite. My kid has become quite horsey so now I too have to be horsey. Hadn't realised how strong and stubborn they (horses) can be. Kid has prohibited me from punching the horse though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Love these stories. Delightful. I like the ones where the hunters accidentally shoot themselves or one of their companions too. Gives me a warm glow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Same here, might've been the same blood lust possessed horse. Left a mark like a giant love bite. How did you explain that away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: How did you explain that away? I was about 12 and if I remember correctly, no-one cared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A horse bit me on the back. And a German Shepherd. Not full on murder though, more of a nibble. 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Same here, might've been the same blood lust possessed horse. Left a mark like a giant love bite. My RE teacher told us a horse bit his right nipple off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Same here, might've been the same blood lust possessed horse. Left a mark like a giant love bite. Captured just seconds before the horse savaged you: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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