Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You dont have a wife, do you? Since Mrs discovered "Find My Iphone" there is no escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ICTChris Posted October 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Since Mrs discovered "Find My Iphone" there is no escape. When my wife started using that I sellotaped my iPhone to the dog. Sadly for me, turns out the dog likes to go to brothels when I'm supposed to be at work. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, ICTChris said: When my wife started using that I sellotaped my iPhone to the dog. Sadly for me, turns out the dog likes to go to brothels when I'm supposed to be at work. IIRC Mickey Quinn told a story of being handed a heart monitor to make sure he didn't balloon in weight over the summer. Obviously he just strapped it to the dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You dont have a wife, do you? Jealousy doesn't become you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Jealousy doesn't become you. A man can buy try and offload his burden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: People have to try really hard to show "they don't care". Your Dad would beg to differ..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 IIRC Mickey Quinn told a story of being handed a heart monitor to make sure he didn't balloon in weight over the summer. Obviously he just strapped it to the dog. Is a dogs heart rate not something like double that of a human? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Empty It said: 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: IIRC Mickey Quinn told a story of being handed a heart monitor to make sure he didn't balloon in weight over the summer. Obviously he just strapped it to the dog. Is a dogs heart rate not something like double that of a human? It is when it’s owner sets its house on fire. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: IIRC Mickey Quinn told a story of being handed a heart monitor to make sure he didn't balloon in weight over the summer. Obviously he just strapped it to the dog. I far as I'm aware, Mickey Quinn isn't on P&B but I happily have the fat c**t on ignore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Rab, Banana and Malky are the only 3 I've had to put on ignore. Malky the most recent with his tedious shite in the politics forum. I happened to mention in a post once that I had Rab on ignore and he made a point of quoting loads of my posts just after. I didn't actually realise until I logged on at work on my computer, as I most use the app. Strange man, who definitely needed a break from here for his own well being. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I always like to hope that @banana accidentally stumbled across some sissy hypno porn (don’t google it at work) and has had his mind warped/repaired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I had a few on ignore but it made Last Man Standing a pain so I gave them all an undeserved reprieve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Lofarl said: I don’t have anyone on ignore as I not a wee sensitive jessie. ^ Big Jessie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 @Addie has had the entire forum on ignore since starting his "Best Poster" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: ^ Big Jessie. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I always like to hope that @banana accidentally stumbled across some sissy hypno porn (don’t google it at work) and has had his mind warped/repaired. I don't mind so much the fact that I let curiosity get the better of me, it's the fact that I forgot to go incognito before Googling it and now I'm probably going to be getting some pretty mad adverts following me around the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: I like reading the roasters. It's the boring as f**k c***s who use 1000 words when 5 will do to sound fancy that can go f**k themselves. Tedious fuckers. I agree with this. The Motherwell thread is full of 5 paragraph post about team selection with loads of fluff as if the posters are Bobby Jenks when "I think Tait should play right back" would have done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Anyone else feeling a bit left out that they aren't on Baracus' ignore list? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I agree with this. The Motherwell thread is full of 5 paragraph post about team selection with loads of fluff as if the posters are Bobby Jenks when "I think Tait should play right back" would have done. There are a few Motherwell fans who are probably very informative and knowledgeable going by the length of their posts but I'll never find out as I just skip by them when we play you guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I don't mind so much the fact that I let curiosity get the better of me, it's the fact that I forgot to go incognito before Googling it and now I'm probably going to be getting some pretty mad adverts following me around the internet. I was frankly shocked but will save it for some intense scrutiny later on until coming to a judgement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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