Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: All morning I killed cows Worst job - worked in a slaughterhouse in Guildford when I was a teenager. I was given a sledgehammer and told to crack the cow's skulls with it. When I asked about bolt guns they laughed and said they didn't have anything so modern. All morning I killed cows. If you didn't swing the sledgehammer hard enough, the cow went fuckin' nuts and tried to break the crush. Hit the thing too hard and the sledgehammer smashed the skull and you got covered in brains. By lunchtime I was knackered, but when I got to the canteen everybody stood up and applauded. Turned out they were having a laugh with the new guy and I could have been using a bolt gun. I walked out and never went back. Didn't even ask for wages. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: Supras claiming to be a lecturer at the London School of Economics when he was about 17. Supras showed up to the 5s one year (when he was at his peak annoying level) and flat out wouldn't talk to or make eye contact with anyone, almost looking scared. He'd completely flat out deny he was Supras despite there being several St. Mirren fans taking part in the 5s who knew who he was. It was funny, as he slunk into a pint, wouldn't actually look at anyone and just kept his head down as if folk were going to give him aggro. He sat there for about 2 hours with a couple of other lads and wouldn't actually move from the table. Completely bizarre behaviour. The question was, why would you even bother showing up to something like that if you thought folk were going to have a go at you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 On 06/01/2015 at 13:26, throbber said: I think that is creepy as f**k tbh my dad is 30 years older than me and i certainly wouldn't like to have sex with him That boys prob in it for the money 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Yeah, I got sucked into that one along with several others. The cun'ts probably retired to the Bahamas now.Chucked some coin into that appeal too, was the price of a couple of pints so wasn't too bothered that I may have been whooshed. Would rather help someone than be a heartless, cynical c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) BustaNut sending a Facebook friend request to my stepdaughter who instantly blocked him before asking me why one some creepy guy who claimed to know me off a football forum was trying to sleaze on her. Edited October 21, 2019 by Flybhoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, djchapsticks said: Supras showed up to the 5s one year (when he was at his peak annoying level) and flat out wouldn't talk to or make eye contact with anyone, almost looking scared. He'd completely flat out deny he was Supras despite there being several St. Mirren fans taking part in the 5s who knew who he was. It was funny, as he slunk into a pint, wouldn't actually look at anyone and just kept his head down as if folk were going to give him aggro. He sat there for about 2 hours with a couple of other lads and wouldn't actually move from the table. Completely bizarre behaviour. The question was, why would you even bother showing up to something like that if you thought folk were going to have a go at you? That sounds incredibly on brand tbh. I'd be too feart to meet up at any sort of P&B event for fear of getting battered and I'm only a fraction of the c**t Supras was. I'm genuinely surprised he turned up in the first place and equally shocked he escaped unscathed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Who was the Ayrshire picture framer that was into pipe tobacco? IIRC coined a phrase about nurses eating Quality Street all day and bed blocking b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said: Who was the Ayrshire picture framer that was into pipe tobacco? IIRC coined a phrase about nurses eating Quality Street all day and bed blocking b*****ds. Reynard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Reynard? The nurses eating Quality Street was pure Stuart Dickson though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: That sounds incredibly on brand tbh. I'd be too feart to meet up at any sort of P&B event for fear of getting battered and I'm only a fraction of the c**t Supras was. I'm genuinely surprised he turned up in the first place and equally shocked he escaped unscathed. I'm the same. Although I'm generally not a people person anyways so definitely wouldn't escape unscathed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: The nurses eating Quality Street was pure Stuart Dickson though. True. Mind you he did go on 6 holidays a year and had a massive telly in every room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Reynard? That's him. 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: The nurses eating Quality Street was pure Stuart Dickson though. I knew it was one of the strange ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: Who was the boy that supported East Fife (I think) that would be totally normal when talking about football but when you clicked on his other posts it was full of tentacle porn? King Kebab??!?!!!!???!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, RandomGuy. said: King Kebab??!?!!!!???!!!! A reformed character tbf. Spoiler Had an octopus stew on holiday last week and I did have a little chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Only thing I remember that hasnt been mentioned is the boy who had about 80,000 posts, and every single one was in Word Association. I'm sure he was banned somehow and I have to wonder how he now spends his days. Theres always a chance he was an incredibly determined, and pointlessly single minded, bot I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: A reformed character tbf. Reveal hidden contents Had an octopus stew on holiday last week and I did have a little chuckle. Tell me you ate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: That sounds incredibly on brand tbh. I'd be too feart to meet up at any sort of P&B event for fear of getting battered and I'm only a fraction of the c**t Supras was. I'm genuinely surprised he turned up in the first place and equally shocked he escaped unscathed. Believe me, bigger c***s than you showed up to these things and there was never any shite at them. There was never any danger of him getting hassle...KeithGY even said to him to come over and have a pint (but not share a pint, that's another thing altogether) with a few of us and he sort of kept his head low and mumbled 'no, it's OK'. Half of Fife (Kirkcaldy, mainly - no harm Zen) even turned up one year for a big day out to the big lights and no-one even bothered their arse as they marvelled at such delights as electricity and running water and revelled in the wonderous haven of the upstairs bit of Walkabout. Was like watching a live action, en-masse rendition of California Man. Then Philpy did the slug. Edited October 21, 2019 by djchapsticks 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, RandomGuy. said: Only thing I remember that hasnt been mentioned is the boy who had about 80,000 posts, and every single one was in Word Association. I'm sure he was banned somehow and I have to wonder how he now spends his days. Not posting anywhere else, I've always wondered how they got themselves banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, RandomGuy. said: Only thing I remember that hasnt been mentioned is the boy who had about 80,000 posts, and every single one was in Word Association. I'm sure he was banned somehow and I have to wonder how he now spends his days. Theres always a chance he was an incredibly determined, and pointlessly single minded, bot I suppose. He was raging after wasteland. Everyone answering his words with 'bot'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) I'm defintley going to activate some sort of spam filter on this thread by remembering something new every 20 seconds. NDD's headsgones threads on the Premiership forum were great craic for a while. Think they were a weekly thing? [/ spoiler] Edited October 21, 2019 by YassinMoutaouakil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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