Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Must be 8 or 9 years since I read that thread, but I was absolutely helpless on several occasions when reading it.Some folk had great turns of phrase. A story about a jobby slowly making its way out onto a beach somewhere with "a colony of bluebottles " landing on it was fantastic reading.The Shitting Stories thread was glorious. By some distance the best was the pished boy that shat all over a complete stranger's rabbit, closely followed by the boy who had a shite on a beach which he later observed to be "gently twisting in the wind whilst an alsatian barked at it" [emoji23]Edit: may well be the same one you are referring to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munoz Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 3 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: @Munoz You are a f'n dweeb. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 22 minutes ago, Munoz said: You are a f'n dweeb. Congrats on managing a non-homophobic post. Quite the little achievement for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Listening to Off The Ball where they're talking about fans leaving early at games. Was there not a burst of posts a few years back highlighting "the gannets" at rangers who were enjoying hospitality, but left their seats well before the half-time whistle to make sure they got their own and everyone else's share of the food. This apparently meant that those who stayed to watch the full half were left with whatever meagre buffet/pies were left after the attack by the gannets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Listening to Off The Ball where they're talking about fans leaving early at games. Was there not a burst of posts a few years back highlighting "the gannets" at rangers who were enjoying hospitality, but left their seats well before the half-time whistle to make sure they got their own and everyone else's share of the food. This apparently meant that those who stayed to watch the full half were left with whatever meagre buffet/pies were left after the attack by the gannets. That was a running feature in a Graeme Spiers column in Scotland on Sunday... Edited October 26, 2019 by Angusfifer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: That was a running feature in a Graeme Spiers column in Scotland on Sunday... Cheers. Thought it was on P & B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I just laughed hard 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Miserable b*****d never even left a tip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Miserable b*****d never even left a tip. Free special sauce I presume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Free special sauce I presume. I believe that is now known in the industry as 'Winners sauce' such was the regularity obnoxious w****r and restaurant critic Michael Winner had various bodily fluids deposited into his food before it left the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 30 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I believe that is now known in the industry as 'Winners sauce' such was the regularity obnoxious w****r and restaurant critic Michael Winner had various bodily fluids deposited into his food before it left the kitchen. Shut up, Dave. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Shut up, Dave. Email on its way to your work for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Just now, Flybhoy said: Email on its way to your work for that. 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Shut up, Dave. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Shut up, Dave.f**k off donny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Oh Philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 21/10/2019 at 19:58, Marshmallo said: Olaf Thom has the best line ever in his Twitter bio - "Falkirk FC Fundamentalist". I want that written on my headstone. Gotta love him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 24/10/2019 at 22:48, Day of the Lords said: I thought it was just Swampy and VT. XBL made a huge deal about standing up for them, but didn't have the stones to challenge the mods any further and was roundly ridiculed for it. He was actually pretty nauseating on that thread. He regularly made an arse of himself on the big P&B Challenges as well, and frequently had tantrums when losing one of them. Yeah that rings a bell actually. Although xbl got a ban not long after which I'm sure was due to harassment of the mods, so deegas can still partially claim it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 22/10/2019 at 10:23, Marshmallo said: I think that was the thread which got him banned as he kept referring to the protestors as "apes" even when the racial connotations were pointed out to him. I loved his St Mirren obsession. He would always be at their games when they lost a key relegation clash, for example I think it was against Falkirk and he posted post match that he'd "gone along on a whim" as he "happened to be in the area by chance". Ric once resigned due to an argument over stewed fruit. The best Stuart Dickson moment was when he absolutely tore in to St Mirren for signing Kenny Deuchar on loan. Kenny Deuchar had actually signed for St Johnstone. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 22/10/2019 at 12:53, Mark Connolly said: Not having that. Kincardine regularly tells us the site is in decline. We all know that to be true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 We all know that to be true.Back from the naughty step eh?See if you can behave this time then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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