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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Wouldn't be surpised if the sofa was motorised. 

Read that as molested initially.

Probably that too.

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4 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

I don't discuss politics on here but I ventured in for a look after the general election where Scotland was practically yellow.

Mon Dieu's gif of Salmond's head on Vince McMahon with the caption "Salmond walking in to parliament next week"* was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen on here. Regardless of who you voted for, it was superb. Has someone got that saved?


*Something along those lines.

Mon Dieu was/is my favourite poster on here, the seethe generated by him and TGIG after the Cup final was spectacular.

4 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 

The last 30 seconds of that clip is absolutely gold. Also why does his uniform make him look like a Nazi?

40 minutes ago, philpy said:

I got a FB message from someone ripping f**k out of LM and Adam. It was very spooky and long winded. I'll see if I can find it and get it posted.

 

 

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19 hours ago, MeadowArab said:
On 22/10/2019 at 11:53, Romeo said:
The Ttme P&B was rife with chat about Steve Lamas and his "alleged" indiscretions only for Div to shit his pants when Lomas got his "legal Team" involved.  Leading to requests from the moderating team for people to stop posting anything about it.

What were the "alleged indiscretions"?

Was he not shagging half the office staff? Or the chairman's daughter? Allegedly...

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36 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just make it up.  Why let the truth spoil a good story.

 

Eta:  actually, this is P&B, such reckless action would probably see you landed in court.  For avoidance of doubt, I did not (repeat not) suggest the above, even though it's through my account.  It was my girlfriend who took over my phone whilst I was away briefly.  I can prove it, here she is:  Hi, HC's gf here.  Yes, I typed it, not HC. Gr8 thread btw. Bye.

Ahh, glad to see see Hedgecutter's girlfriend came on to clear all that up.......

.... wait a god damn minute....

No "lol"s or "xx"s in that passage of text. It can't be a woman. I'm beginning to think you actually did suggest that.

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Peter Dow must have found some woman online to shag him. If he didn't I'm utterly convinced we'd now be talking about whether we could have all done a bit more to prevent the mass shooting he inevitably would have carried out.

Edited by Gordon EF

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1 minute ago, Gordon EF said:

Ahh, glad to see see Hedgecutter's girlfriend came on to clear all that up.......

.... wait a god damn minute....

No "lol"s or "xx"s in that passage of text. It can't be a woman. I'm beginning to think you actually did suggest that.

the x key is broken

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5 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Just recalled it causing a disproportionate amount of argument is all.

Clearly that was a proxy falling out in you and Skidders larger war....

There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there. 
 

 

Edited by 8MileBU

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There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there.   

 

 

 

Yeah, it’s got nothing to do with all your posts where you make an utter tit of yourself. Zero self awareness.

 

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I can't remember the poster or the thread but there was someone who, whilst getting his hole, asked the lassie if she used to be a bloke. Turned out that she did.

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2 minutes ago, KillieCon said:

I can't remember the poster or the thread but there was someone who, whilst getting his hole, asked the lassie if she used to be a bloke. Turned out that she did.

 

On 22/10/2019 at 00:06, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 

 

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Re-visiting Ad Lib's "Dale Carrick" made me remember another story about him. He used to get called a virgin pretty much incessantly. Then one day (presumably immediately after losing his cherry) when folk pulled that one out he'd just start responding with something like "incorrect". Not the most bombastic P&B tale but I quite liked it.

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42 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

the x key is broken

I have spotted a flaw in your argument there.

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Just now, Moomintroll said:

I have spotted a flaw in your argument there.

It's his girlfriend posting m8. She probably just doesn't understand computers or something.

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26 minutes ago, 8MileBU said:

There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there. 
 

 

"snowballed", eh?

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47 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

the x key is broken

4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:

I have spotted a flaw in your argument there.

 

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i don't know why, but that struck me as exactly the sort of astute observation that Columbo would have used to entrap a 'moiderer 'at some point...

 

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1 minute ago, Herman Hessian said:

 

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i don't know why, but that struck me as exactly the sort of astute observation that Columbo would have used to entrap a 'moiderer 'at some point...

 

One more thing, why do you appear to be on the vinegar strokes while typing?

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8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

"snowballed", eh?

 

2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said:

no way smh GIF by SHOWTIME Sports

Image result for mick mccarthy gif

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The Shitting Stories thread was glorious. By some distance the best was the pished boy that shat all over a complete stranger's rabbit, closely followed by the boy who had a shite on a beach which he later observed to be "gently twisting in the wind whilst an alsatian barked at it"

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