Gordon EF Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Peter Dow must have found some woman online to shag him. If he didn't I'm utterly convinced we'd now be talking about whether we could have all done a bit more to prevent the mass shooting he inevitably would have carried out. Edited October 23, 2019 by Gordon EF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Gordon EF said: Ahh, glad to see see Hedgecutter's girlfriend came on to clear all that up....... .... wait a god damn minute.... No "lol"s or "xx"s in that passage of text. It can't be a woman. I'm beginning to think you actually did suggest that. the x key is broken 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Just recalled it causing a disproportionate amount of argument is all. Clearly that was a proxy falling out in you and Skidders larger war.... There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there. Edited October 23, 2019 by 8MileBU 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbone stag Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there. Yeah, it’s got nothing to do with all your posts where you make an utter tit of yourself. Zero self awareness. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I can't remember the poster or the thread but there was someone who, whilst getting his hole, asked the lassie if she used to be a bloke. Turned out that she did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, KillieCon said: I can't remember the poster or the thread but there was someone who, whilst getting his hole, asked the lassie if she used to be a bloke. Turned out that she did. On 22/10/2019 at 00:06, Bobby Skidmarks said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Re-visiting Ad Lib's "Dale Carrick" made me remember another story about him. He used to get called a virgin pretty much incessantly. Then one day (presumably immediately after losing his cherry) when folk pulled that one out he'd just start responding with something like "incorrect". Not the most bombastic P&B tale but I quite liked it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 42 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: the x key is broken I have spotted a flaw in your argument there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Just now, Moomintroll said: I have spotted a flaw in your argument there. It's his girlfriend posting m8. She probably just doesn't understand computers or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: There’s no war mate. ‘Disproportionate’ is the very word. There was one stupid thing that caused the whole ‘war’ and gained me an army of haters and it was me not liking most of the stuff folk were saying to Grimbo (still don’t) and so I had a pop at a few folk I felt were taking it way too far. Then it just snowballed from there. "snowballed", eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) That Peter Dow video reminds me of this beauty of a clip: Edited October 23, 2019 by ArabAuslander 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: the x key is broken 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I have spotted a flaw in your argument there. i don't know why, but that struck me as exactly the sort of astute observation that Columbo would have used to entrap a 'moiderer 'at some point... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Herman Hessian said: i don't know why, but that struck me as exactly the sort of astute observation that Columbo would have used to entrap a 'moiderer 'at some point... One more thing, why do you appear to be on the vinegar strokes while typing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "snowballed", eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "snowballed", eh? 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 The Shitting Stories thread was glorious. By some distance the best was the pished boy that shat all over a complete stranger's rabbit, closely followed by the boy who had a shite on a beach which he later observed to be "gently twisting in the wind whilst an alsatian barked at it" [emoji23] 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: "snowballed", eh? Things can snowball if you don't get a snowball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, ArabAuslander said: That Peter Dow video reminds me of this beauty of a clip: That's fucking amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, ArabAuslander said: That Peter Dow video reminds me of this beauty of a clip: That’s like a sketch from Absolutely. Fucking nobends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: Things can snowball if you don't get a snowball. Which P&B poster do we think most resembles Martin in real life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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