weirdcal Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 virginton telling a poster he had no idea who he was, whilst at the same time having a quote from said poster in his signature was pretty funny.That would have been me. Can't even remember the quote, just one someone clocked out and reminded him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Which P&B poster do we think most resembles Martin in real life? @Elixir 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Which P&B poster do we think most resembles Martin in real life? Wisbit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Which P&B poster do we think most resembles Martin in real life? @Frank conner Fact 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: 11 hours ago, Ad Lib said: I still enjoy how back when I was a Platinum Member a last minute goal in the 5 game predictor competition meant that I beat xbl to the £180 rollover jackpot. I think he’s still bitter that I got an Xbox 360 out of it. Name changing perk was way overrated in hindsight, but it “ages” how new people are to the forum to some extent. Until I was Ad Lib folk always knew me as Exuberant (complete with Ant display pic). The month I changed it to the German for exuberant was, in hindsight, cringy as f**k. Were you temporarily "Ghoul of the Season" for Halloween one year? Could well have been. So long ago now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This thread contains many depictions of some of the moments described here, plus others: Sadly there are a lot of broken images. I'm not sure if @LiamDFC's contributions are all dead too, but the first one I found was. Hopefully he still has them, or they still exist somewhere. All gone, I’m afraid. Didn’t think to back them up — they were very ‘time and place’; probably for the best they’re gone. Has General Nonsense become fun to read again? I stopped following it circa 2016. Thank you. Ps. By far the funniest thing I ever read on P&B was Eddiemunsters ‘Tales of the Hunchback.’ Being a ‘prisoner in my own bed’ is a line I’ve unashamedly plagarised over the years. Top, top stuff. Edited October 23, 2019 by LiamDFC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Before I joined but I remember some guy had built an incredible fort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, LiamDFC said: All gone, I’m afraid. Didn’t think to back them up — they were very ‘time and place’; probably for the best they’re gone. Has General Nonsense become fun to read again? I stopped following it circa 2016. Thank you. It has its moments, but nothing really on the level of the things shared in this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I’ll never forget a Bernard Sumner in the Olympia. Thanks Liam. #gbnf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Which P&B poster do we think most resembles Martin in real life?Was there not a poster who recently talked about how he would giggle when his mother queefed? I always imagined that poster as Martin with his mouth stuffed full of snowballs giggling whilst his mother lay legs akimbo on the couch next to him letting them rip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Was there not a poster who recently talked about how he would giggle when his mother queefed? I always imagined that poster as Martin with his mouth stuffed full of snowballs giggling whilst his mother lay legs akimbo on the couch next to him letting them rip. That was big fat tabby Dave. I don’t think he’s a Martin type personally, just an utter deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 When rangers went bust (it’s probably somewhere in the admin thread) one of the many many random rangers fans started spamming the page, and instead of multi-quoting the the posts, just kept replying. Eventually someone out of nowhere quoted this person and posted “LEARN TO MULTIQUOTE YOU STUPID c**t.” No clue why, but I was pissing myself laughing at it for ages. In fact the first dozen pages or so of that thread was phenomenal as the pile on began, and what seemed like the entire forum effectively kicked a corpse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 That was big fat tabby Dave. I don’t think he’s a Martin type personally, just an utter deviant. I think there was a grey area concerning the word queef but I couldn’t stop my imagination running wild regardless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Just went through this entire thread, quality man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 The whole Banter years thread is glorious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Dunning1874 said: The start of name changes before there was a limit placed on how often you could change it made it impossible to keep track of who was who. Which I suppose was an attraction for a lot of people in running away from making a tit of themselves. It did lead to some enjoyable carnage though. Was there not more than one instance of people getting into spats and responding by changing their name, avatar, team etc to be the same as the person they were arguing with then posting ridiculous things? A quite incredible and deranged commitment to shithousing. mhak becoming StewartyMak was a favourite of mine. Possibly in retaliation to him getting a temporary ban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, buddie06smfc said: mhak becoming StewartyMak was a favourite of mine. Possibly in retaliation to him getting a temporary ban. Did he even lift? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 The dark, unseen hand paw of Grimbo. Couldn't have been Grimbo, he'd have blown his cover by signing himself 'Grimbo' at the end. EDIT - also if his dog could type, you'd think it'd have phoned the fire brigade. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Whilst he didn't always hit the mark, some of Mon Deiu's gif work was absolutely sensational. Yeah the Pedro as Homer Simpson disappearing into the hedge was one that made me pish myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, mizfit said: When rangers went bust (it’s probably somewhere in the admin thread) one of the many many random rangers fans started spamming the page, and instead of multi-quoting the the posts, just kept replying. Eventually someone out of nowhere quoted this person and posted “LEARN TO MULTIQUOTE YOU STUPID c**t.” Wasn't that Youngsy? He was as thick as f**k. The Rangers Admin thread was utterly glorious reading for a long time, pretty much until Dhenboy and Hellbhoy started spamming it with pseudo-legal drivel. No8 had a regular 'mare on it. Whenever things took a bad turn for Rangers he was as contrite as f**k, as soon as something seemingly went in their favour he was suddenly GIRFUY-ing it all over the place, until something would inevitably and hilariously go tits up and he'd retreat into his shell again. Rangers' death in 2012 has somewhat overshadowed the hilarity of 2008's season end when the ***s tried and failed to get the season extended due to the UEFA Cup Final. No8 was an utter mess then as well, convinced that David Edgar's "hidden hand" pish was genuine. Absolute scenes of course when they shat the UEFA Final and lost the league on the last day Nothing will ever top the 2016 Cup Final though. Definitely one of, if not the greatest match thread on P&B. Cranial detachments all over the place. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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