YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) JLD's Ukrainian bets, invasions from mumnset Grimbo's pets have gone to heaven, xbl loved 9/11 SlipperyP's homicide, Kevin Thacker signs for Clyde Waffen is Bible John, Philpy hangs out with a nonce Edited October 22, 2019 by YassinMoutaouakil 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 What happened in 2009?The_Alcoholic will be utterly seething that it wasn't 2012, or indeed whatever year ***s shat the bed in the UEFA cup final and trashed Manchester. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: It was in the thread about Edinburgh trams, he had a swipe at Edinburgh so I had a swipe back as I had recently stayed in Tradeston at a friends and couldn’t believe how much of a shit hole it was considering it was so central. I had a personal attack on him and on his city and all he responded with was anger at me for saying Tradeston was the city centre and I kept on insisting it was just to annoy him. I still don’t believe it’s up to anyone to decide what is and isn’t the city centre. It needs to rotate 90 degrees and include ibrox and Celtic park imo. Thought it was a sensitive reproduction from memory, but sorry I've let you down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 25 pages in and no mention but surely I’m not misremembering Auntie Philomena and ‘thae damn sniffer dugs!’? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I thought this was the purpose of Springfield station. Think about it: a random stop along the east coast mainline between Dundee and Edinburgh, in the most rural part of Fife, with a name plucked from the Simpsons, which wouldn't be missed otherwise seeing as it's just 5 mins from Cupar station. If you ever stop there, you know something's up... Aye, your family is taking you to the local big hoose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 9 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: ...b*****d sniffer dugs. 8 minutes ago, alta-pete said: 25 pages in and no mention but surely I’m not misremembering Auntie Philomena and ‘thae damn sniffer dugs!’? Ahem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Anyone else remember Beyesmystic? He was a brilliant poster, a total parody of the 'plastic paddy' Celtic fan and loads of folk thought he was being serious. His description of Aidan McGeady as 'the lad from Donegal' had folk absolutely SEETHING with rage. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 ... Come on here for a quick browse NewBornBairn's been killing cows, Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail Tony's a nickname says 8 mile Philpy's friend the paedophile Kicking the guts out a dead badger My mum's too old, I widnae shag her. VT's office by a boat Invergowrie's monkey note Seamus the binman in a rage Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage Drinking puddles whilst in town TV for sale, can't turn it down Bully Wee emotions raw Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. Grimbo didn't start the fire... Would like to see these things on the board on a view from the terrace. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gaz said: Anyone else remember Beyesmystic? He was a brilliant poster, a total parody of the 'plastic paddy' Celtic fan and loads of folk thought he was being serious. His description of Aidan McGeady as 'the lad from Donegal' had folk absolutely SEETHING with rage. He wanted Strachan sacked because he subbed Lennon off in a Cup Final victory. One of the best. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Cheerio from chigsy was genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, YassinMoutaouakil said: JLD's Ukrainian bets, invasions from mumnset Grimbo's pets have gone to heaven, xbl loved 9/11 SlipperyP's homicide, Kevin Thacker signs for Clyde Waffen is Bible John, Philpy hangs out with a nonce We didn’t start the fire, It was always burnin’ Since the world’s been turnin’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: ... Come on here for a quick browse NewBornBairn's been killing cows, Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail Tony's a nickname says 8 mile Philpy's friend the paedophile Kicking the guts out a dead badger My mum's too old, I widnae shag her. VT's office by a boat Invergowrie's monkey note Seamus the binman in a rage Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage Drinking puddles whilst in town TV for sale, can't turn it down Bully Wee emotions raw Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. Grimbo didn't start the fire... Would like to see these things on the board on a view from the terrace. But the last line changed to Grimbo started the fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: We didn’t start the fire, It was always burnin’ Since the world’s been turnin’ That's brilliant, think you're the first to notice that 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: But the last line changed to Grimbo started the fire. Done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: ... Come on here for a quick browse NewBornBairn's been killing cows, Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail Tony's a nickname says 8 mile Philpy's friend the paedophile Kicking the guts out a dead badger My mum's too old, I widnae shag her. VT's office by a boat Invergowrie's monkey note Seamus the binman in a rage Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage Drinking puddles whilst in town TV for sale, can't turn it down Bully Wee emotions raw Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. Grimbo didn't start the fire... Would like to see these things on the board on a view from the terrace. Leave it with me. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 The P&B 5’s thread highjacked by Ruggy’s mug,Philpy trying to impress others by doing the slug, DAFC the perennial bully victim,Clydenewcomer wishing someone’s maw would hit him,ICT Chris with his usual “Have you ever”,8MileBU expecting Tony to visit, never!,That time Chigsy bidded us farewell,Grimbo never confirming who started the fund, oh hell!Rab B and Kilt’s love of smiley faces,And don’t forget mad Pompey who hated other races,São Paulo saying we’re aw getting sanctioned,I suggest we all get wankered! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Francesc Fabregas said: Leave it with me. Yasss. I might pay my license fee this year out of gratitude if you pull this off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Adam said: The P&B 5’s thread highjacked by Ruggy’s mug, Philpy trying to impress others by doing the slug, DAFC the perennial bully victim, Clydenewcomer wishing someone’s maw would hit him, ICT Chris with his usual “Have you ever”, 8MileBU expecting Tony to visit, never!, That time Chigsy bidded us farewell, Grimbo never confirming who started the fund, oh hell! Rab B and Kilt’s love of smiley faces, And don’t forget mad Pompey who hated other races, São Paulo saying we’re aw getting sanctioned, I suggest we all get wankered! The Ruggy photoshop thread was fantastic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras. Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died, Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P. Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy. Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit 8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet, Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire... 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: ... Come on here for a quick browse NewBornBairn's been killing cows, Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail Tony's a nickname says 8 mile Philpy's friend the paedophile Kicking the guts out a dead badger My mum's too old, I widnae shag her. VT's office by a boat Invergowrie's monkey note Seamus the binman in a rage Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage Drinking puddles whilst in town TV for sale, can't turn it down Bully Wee emotions raw Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. Grimbo started the fire... 7 minutes ago, Adam said: The P&B 5’s thread highjacked by Ruggy’s mug, Philpy trying to impress others by doing the slug, DAFC the perennial bully victim, Clydenewcomer wishing someone’s maw would hit him, ICT Chris with his usual “Have you ever”, 8MileBU expecting Tony to visit, never!, That time Chigsy bidded us farewell, Grimbo never confirming who started the fund, oh hell! Rab B and Kilt’s love of smiley faces, And don’t forget mad Pompey who hated other races, São Paulo saying we’re aw getting sanctioned, I suggest we all get wankered! 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Marshmallo said: I think that was the thread which got him banned as he kept referring to the protestors as "apes" even when the racial connotations were pointed out to him. I loved his St Mirren obsession. He would always be at their games when they lost a key relegation clash, for example I think it was against Falkirk and he posted post match that he'd "gone along on a whim" as he "happened to be in the area by chance". He still does it! He's taken his act off the forums and onto facebook where he's still annoying some. He had previously signed up for SMiSA (despite not being a fan) and then spit the dummy as he asked to be on the committee and was correctly told to f**k off, so said he had evidence of financial tomfoolery that would bring them down and was going to take them to the CAS. Then it was pointed out that it would cost a few hundred quid to even raise a case to the CAS and funnily enough, he never mentioned it again. He's a legit fucking headcase - not even in a funny 'what's he like?!' way....he's genuinely got to have something wrong with him that he's been doing this for over 20 years now, all because Stewart Gilmour brought him into the boardroom once - SD thought it was to hear his business proposal over a live text messaging score update service (that he claimed in the late 90s was revolutionary) but instead it was to face him down and give him a bollocking for false online claims about Gilmour and to rap his pish Edited October 22, 2019 by djchapsticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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