throbber Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Yeah, I remember that well, with Throbber defining the city centre with some random & arbitrary rules. Think there was a google maps / MS paint map posted with the definition? It was in the thread about Edinburgh trams, he had a swipe at Edinburgh so I had a swipe back as I had recently stayed in Tradeston at a friends and couldn’t believe how much of a shit hole it was considering it was so central. I had a personal attack on him and on his city and all he responded with was anger at me for saying Tradeston was the city centre and I kept on insisting it was just to annoy him. I still don’t believe it’s up to anyone to decide what is and isn’t the city centre. It needs to rotate 90 degrees and include ibrox and Celtic park imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 27 sec mark [emoji5] Eta: I've only just noticed that he has to suddenly stop and pull an awkward face when Murphy quickly turns his head rather unexpectedly. [emoji38] *oh crap, erm... scratch face*I love this thread.Purely because I had absolutely no idea about this one in particular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: I’ll admit that I used to find Ad Lib slightly tedious, but that cracked me up, as it showed he had a decent sense of humour & without sounding too wanky, felt as if I was “in on the joke” - since taking up his role at HoC library, I’ve paid a lot of attention to AdLibs posts on here (not many tbf) & his Twitter & found him to be very informative. I STRONGLY ADVISE people interested in politics to read his stuff. Without doxxing him, is he the guy who is called up on BBC News quite often when they need an impartial opinion about parliament 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 It needs to rotate 90 degrees and include ibrox and Celtic park imo. Would probably also need to be fully engorged to cover the two shiteholes when rotated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 54 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Surely arms through the leg and button it up? Cannae be cutting about bare arsed. Best bet would be to get off at the quietest station having organised someone to be waiting there for you. Yes I think that would be the best course of action. I can't see how anyone could ever buy a jacket instead of jeans though. Wouldn't happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Without doxxing him, is he the guy who is called up on BBC News quite often when they need an impartial opinion about parliamentYes, very knowledgeable on Parliamentary procedure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Yes I think that would be the best course of action. I can't see how anyone could ever buy a jacket instead of jeans though. Wouldn't happen.The story goes that the incorrect bag was picked up at the till. In the Spike version, the person was on their way to a job interview.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post D Angelo Barksdale Posted October 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2019 Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras. Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died, Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P. Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy. Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit 8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet, Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire... 126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Take a bow sir, that is fucking quality [emoji23][emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras. Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died, Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P. Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy. Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit 8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet, Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Div Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras. Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died, Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P. Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy. Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit 8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet, Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire... Outstanding! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Div said: Outstanding! Give the guy a box of Freddos! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) Henderson has delivered. Edited October 22, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 What would you do in that shitty jeans scenario? Tie the jacket around your waist like some sort of mad denim kilt? Put your legs through the arms of it and button/zip it up as best you could? Maybe even hide in the shitter and call a pal to get some trousers and jump on the train for a stop to pass them over? Take the police precaution and subsequent place on the register? Trains should carry emergency trousers for such situations, or for situations where a scumbag pours tomato sauce all over you.Yes, "tomato sauce" officer that's what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Tbf I thought Ad Lib was pretty good value and happy enough to be the butt of most jokes for a laugh. He took the- totally merited- abuse for being a Partick Thistle fan, Yes voter and Lib Dem parliamentary candidate pretty well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Div said: The site was created in Jan 2003. I set it up and pretty much left it sitting with no fucker on it. Scottish Football Online, which was the first "all club" forum then died and a load of Clyde, Falkirk and St.Mirren fans moved into P&B. At that time we just had one forum which was for the old Division 1. It grew from there. Coming up for 17 years on it's had a bit of everything. Through some very dark "upgrades" and major crashes we've come perilously close to losing it all on more than one occasion over the years but we've somehow muddled through and here we are, still going. The site has been busier in 2019 than it has been since it's peak traffic period of 2009 and we are even pretty close to beating that record. We served 2Tb of content last month to 328,000 unique visitors. The web server handled 62 million requests from just under 4 million page views. Madness! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 What happened in 2009? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedgecutter Posted October 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras. Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died, Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P. Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy. Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit 8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet, Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire... ... Come on here for a quick browse NewBornBairn's been killing cows, Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail Tony's a nickname says 8 mile Philpy's friend the paedophile Kicking the guts out a dead badger My mum's too old, I widnae shag her. VT's office by a boat Invergowrie's monkey note Seamus the binman in a rage Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage Drinking puddles whilst in town TV for sale, can't turn it down Bully Wee emotions raw Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. Grimbo started the fire... Edited October 22, 2019 by Hedgecutter 66 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: I was telling the shitting jeans story over 20 years ago, but my version involved the guy shitting himself then dashing into Burtons on Princes St, grabbing what he thought were jeans off a display then running down the stairs to Waverley Station and just catching the train. As the train went between Waverley and Haymarket he threw his shitty jeans out the window and... he got off at Haymarket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 What happened in 2009?Wiki reckons Uri Geller bought a Scottish island previously known for hosting witch trails. So maybe he psychically turned everyone into raving fuds that year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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