Rugster Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 There was some furore over a Raith poster called Steven, who then became a Leeds fan from memory, who went full blown stalky heads gone on Monster I think, to the extent of threatening phone calls being made and possible the plod involved. Then who can forget the philpy/Adam Wee/Lynn Marie love triangle where he went in a facebook stalky huff when they didn't invite him to Ireland or something like that. I may have made 99% of that up, but the gist is there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 - Northern Rock shares - TV for sale - AIDSy spunk - Ambulance siren protocol - Booting a jakie's cider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Northern Rock nearly made the financial crash worthwhile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Just now, Tynierose said: Quite a few St Mirren fans have disappeared over the years. Captain Sensible where did he go and of course crabbit c**t Ric and his resignation. Throw in professor of economics at the age of 17 Supras, holocaust denying jammy wearing oddball Wisbit and the lunatic that is Demented Zebra you get the idea that they're an odd bunch. Resignations. There were a few. The one over jellied fruit (?) was the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 HibeeJibee had a long-winded resignation post upon reaching 10,000 posts IIRC, saying it had been planned all along and it was the correct time to bow out at such a milestone, or words to that effect. It lasted about two days before he was back. Philpy had about a hundred accounts when he first joined the site and kept getting banned for posting inane drivel. He would be banned and then immediately register again and get banned for the same thing. Raith Raver, Silky8 and some other names I'm sure I remember him having. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Did Ric not resign after a big argument about the new Tron film? His argument was that in the 1980s you could have a film like Tron because people didn't understand computers as much and were more likely to accept someone being sucked into a computer as a premise for a movie plot. People disagreed so he resigned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Did Ric not resign after a big argument about the new Tron film? His argument was that in the 1980s you could have a film like Tron because people didn't understand computers as much and were more likely to accept someone being sucked into a computer as a premise for a movie plot. People disagreed so he resigned. Ric resigned three times. Funnily enough his second resignation was over the slagging he took for slinking back after his first. With the immortal line "you know what, you want a fucking resignation? Here it is, I fucking resign and this time I won't be back" He was, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: There was some furore over a Raith poster called Steven, who then became a Leeds fan from memory, who went full blown stalky heads gone on Monster I think, to the extent of threatening phone calls being made and possible the plod involved. Then who can forget the philpy/Adam Wee/Lynn Marie love triangle where he went in a facebook stalky huff when they didn't invite him to Ireland or something like that. I may have made 99% of that up, but the gist is there. Did he not end up in relationship with Middleton Mouse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Telly for sale £50. Volume buttons don't work but at that price you can't turn it down. Sure it was Gunther or some other Clyde poster. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Kilt's attempted seduction of a female P&Ber with a box of milk tray at an airport takes some beating... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Sorry if already mentioned but what about Gunther's flight advice thread? A sort of one man SkyScanner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Not sure if it's been mentioned yet but who was the poster that started a thread suggesting a P&B holiday and got rightly hounded for it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Kilt's attempted seduction of a female P&Ber with a box of milk tray at an airport takes some beating... Was the Kilt not a yellow kilt wearing English Berwick Rangers fan with a blind wife? Or am I just losing it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, C. Muir said: Not sure if it's been mentioned yet but who was the poster that started a thread suggesting a P&B holiday and got rightly hounded for it? Was that not DarkBlue62? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 There was some furore over a Raith poster called Steven, who then became a Leeds fan from memory, who went full blown stalky heads gone on Monster I think, to the extent of threatening phone calls being made and possible the plod involved. Then who can forget the philpy/Adam Wee/Lynn Marie love triangle where he went in a facebook stalky huff when they didn't invite him to Ireland or something like that. I may have made 99% of that up, but the gist is there. I'm sure steven turned up at the fives one year with some polish burd, and he was absolutely stinking of B.O. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 19 minutes ago, RH33 said: Did he not end up in relationship with Middleton Mouse? I believe so. 10 minutes ago, PWL said: Was the Kilt not a yellow kilt wearing English Berwick Rangers fan with a blind wife? Or am I just losing it? He was. He eventually split from his wife and on one of his many, many, many, many faux pas on here proceeded to post a long story about how his hot next door neighbour who he'd been seeing had decided to become a lesbian but they spent all day shagging for a last hurrah before she moved in with her girlfriend. All the sordid details he posted in spoilers, thinking it meant it was censored and no one could read it as he wanted the mystery to be there. Everyone just unticked the spoiler box, read the nonsense and ripped him apart and I think that was maybe one of the last times he was seen on here. 1 minute ago, philpy said: 31 minutes ago, Rugster said: There was some furore over a Raith poster called Steven, who then became a Leeds fan from memory, who went full blown stalky heads gone on Monster I think, to the extent of threatening phone calls being made and possible the plod involved. Then who can forget the philpy/Adam Wee/Lynn Marie love triangle where he went in a facebook stalky huff when they didn't invite him to Ireland or something like that. I may have made 99% of that up, but the gist is there. I'm sure steven turned up at the fives one year with some polish burd, and he was absolutely stinking of B.O. Dunno about the bird, but he was honking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 42 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Stuart Dickson is a forgotten poster now, he was always amusing, usually at his own expense. I remember when the Arab Spring began he posted in the thread fulminating at the protesters for stopping people from getting to work on time. I think that was the thread which got him banned as he kept referring to the protestors as "apes" even when the racial connotations were pointed out to him. I loved his St Mirren obsession. He would always be at their games when they lost a key relegation clash, for example I think it was against Falkirk and he posted post match that he'd "gone along on a whim" as he "happened to be in the area by chance". 21 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Did Ric not resign after a big argument about the new Tron film? His argument was that in the 1980s you could have a film like Tron because people didn't understand computers as much and were more likely to accept someone being sucked into a computer as a premise for a movie plot. People disagreed so he resigned. Ric once resigned due to an argument over stewed fruit. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 That post by Kilt, as described by Ruggy above, was absolutely phenomenal, easily one of the best things I’ve ever seen posted on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Adam said: That post by Kilt, as described by Ruggy above, was absolutely phenomenal, easily one of the best things I’ve ever seen posted on here. When Kilt started posting on P&B he was in a responsible job in the civil service, married with a family - an all round respected member of society. By the time he stopped posting, he was working on a checkout in Tesco, his wife had left him and his kids shunned him and he was reduced to messaging women half his age photographs of them he'd found on Bebo, trying to entice them with his bullshit pagan belief system. A heads gone before the term had even been invented. Edited October 22, 2019 by ICTChris 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 I met Kilt briefly once at Central Station. Think we were on the way back from Motherwell, Kilmarnock or somewhere and we bumped into him, seemed alright if a bit strange. This was about 13 years ago maybe??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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