Torpar Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I joined P&B in 2016 and have been witness to some fantastic, as well as some truly horrific posts and stories. Bu there are some tales from before I joined that are referred to in posts and I was looking for a more weathered member to explain them to me. There was a story of one poster, Dundee fan maybe, who watched his dad get beat up, whats the story there? Ruel Street? One poster pissing themselves to avoid a girl? The shit flinger? And also feel free to bring up and explain any other P&B 'tropes' that newer posters should know about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Torpar said: There was a story of one poster, Dundee fan maybe, who watched his dad get beat up, whats the story there? They're a unique, some would even say a weird bunch the Dundee fans on here, literally nothing they won't masturbate to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 21, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2019 *settles down for the evening* 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 A Dundee fan watched his dad getting beaten up by Rangers fans after a game at Dens and then posted, tearfully, on here about it. A Clyde fan, enraged at another poster!suggested he attend 12Ruel Street for a physical conclusion to their argument. The poster was also to “bring his maw”. I can’t remember which poster it was, Morton fan I think, posted that he was being chatted up by a girl at a social event and when he decided he wasn’t interested in her advances, urinated in his pants to repel her, I assume successfully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I think the Dundee poster was Deeboy and the match was a Scottish Cup tie at Ibrox I vaguely seem to recall.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I think the Dundee poster was Deeboy and the match was a Scottish Cup tie at Ibrox I vaguely seem to recall.. Sweeper Dee was it not? Then he was aptly named Weeper Dee after that Edited October 21, 2019 by Skerla 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A Dundee fan watched his dad getting beaten up by Rangers fans after a game at Dens and then posted, tearfully, on here about it. A Clyde fan, enraged at another poster!suggested he attend 12Ruel Street for a physical conclusion to their argument. The poster was also to “bring his maw”. I can’t remember which poster it was, Morton fan I think, posted that he was being chatted up by a girl at a social event and when he decided he wasn’t interested in her advances, urinated in his pants to repel her, I assume successfully. McKee was the Morton fan. He even posted a picture of the jeans to prove it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 “Shit flinger” refers to 8Mile who once regaled the forum with a story about some tomfoolery in the showers after he’d played a football match. The high jinks ended with 8Mile pulling faeces from his own bottom throwing it at a team mate while shouting “how’s your touch”. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Skerla said: Sweeper Dee was it not? Then he was aptly named Weeper Dee after that It was. Rather than helping his dad out, he watched, went home, then came on here to threaten the guys who battered his dad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Ruel street appears on the Clyde relegation thread in P and B gold. A good read on a winter's night. Hilarious and disturbing at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Sebu was terrific. The best ever scarf-collecting, truck-driving, prossie-murdering Corsican P&B has known. Thank you. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: They're a unique, some would even say a weird bunch the Dundee fans on here, literally nothing they won't masturbate to. Apart from you. Thank you. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) Badger humpback @eddiemunster Edited October 21, 2019 by RH33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 DA Baracas (I think) posted in the NFSW forum about a weird fantasy he had. Making a pram big enough for adults. Making adjustments to it so he could f**k somone in it. someone drank a puddle once anaw. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Busta Nut said: DA Baracas (I think) posted in the NFSW forum about a weird fantasy he had. Making a pram big enough for adults. Making adjustments to it so he could f**k somone in it. You're missing out a small, but rather important, piece of information here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, RH33 said: Badger humpback Ronkers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, smpar said: You're missing out a small, but rather important, piece of information here. add it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: someone drank a puddle once anaw. I'm sure the story was more that he rinsed his mouth out with the water, didn't drink it if I remember right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Oleksandr said: I'm sure the story was more that he rinsed his mouth out with the water, didn't drink it if I remember right. Wasn’t that the same poster who wanted to ride a 14 year old Rebecca Black? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 some guy not stalk a lassie at a game or something [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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