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I joined P&B in 2016 and have been witness to some fantastic, as well as some truly horrific posts and stories.  Bu there are some tales from before I joined that are referred to in posts and I was looking for a more weathered member to explain them to me.

There was a story of one poster, Dundee fan maybe, who watched his dad get beat up, whats the story there? 

Ruel Street?

One poster pissing themselves to avoid a girl?  

The shit flinger?

And also feel free to bring up and explain any other P&B 'tropes' that newer posters should know about. 

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3 minutes ago, Torpar said:

 

There was a story of one poster, Dundee fan maybe, who watched his dad get beat up, whats the story there? 

 

They're a unique, some would even say a weird bunch the Dundee fans on here, literally nothing they won't masturbate to.

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A Dundee fan watched his dad getting beaten up by Rangers fans after a game at Dens and then posted, tearfully, on here about it.

 

A Clyde fan, enraged at another poster!suggested he attend 12Ruel Street for a physical conclusion to their argument. The poster was also to “bring his maw”.

 

I can’t remember which poster it was, Morton fan I think, posted that he was being chatted up by a girl at a social event and when he decided he wasn’t interested in her advances, urinated in his pants to repel her, I assume successfully.

 

 

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I think the Dundee poster was Deeboy and the match was a Scottish Cup tie at Ibrox I vaguely seem to recall..

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2 minutes ago, Flybhoy said:

I think the Dundee poster was Deeboy and the match was a Scottish Cup tie at Ibrox I vaguely seem to recall..

Sweeper Dee was it not?

Then he was aptly named Weeper Dee after that

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8 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

A Dundee fan watched his dad getting beaten up by Rangers fans after a game at Dens and then posted, tearfully, on here about it.

 

A Clyde fan, enraged at another poster!suggested he attend 12Ruel Street for a physical conclusion to their argument. The poster was also to “bring his maw”.

 

I can’t remember which poster it was, Morton fan I think, posted that he was being chatted up by a girl at a social event and when he decided he wasn’t interested in her advances, urinated in his pants to repel her, I assume successfully.

 

 

McKee was the Morton fan. He even posted a picture of the jeans to prove it. 

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“Shit flinger” refers to 8Mile who once regaled the forum with a story about some tomfoolery in the showers after he’d played a football match. The high jinks ended with 8Mile pulling faeces from his own bottom throwing it at a team mate while shouting “how’s your touch”.

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5 minutes ago, Skerla said:

Sweeper Dee was it not?

Then he was aptly named Weeper Dee after that

It was.

Rather than helping his dad out, he watched, went home, then came on here to threaten the guys who battered his dad.

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Ruel street appears on the Clyde relegation thread in P and B gold. A good read on a winter's night. Hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

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Sebu was terrific. The best ever scarf-collecting, truck-driving, prossie-murdering Corsican P&B has known. 
Thank you.

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DA Baracas (I think) posted in the NFSW forum about a weird fantasy he had. Making a pram big enough for adults. Making adjustments to it so he could f**k somone in it.

 

 

someone drank a puddle once anaw.

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1 minute ago, Busta Nut said:

DA Baracas (I think) posted in the NFSW forum about a weird fantasy he had. Making a pram big enough for adults. Making adjustments to it so he could f**k somone in it.

You're missing out a small, but rather important, piece of information here.

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3 minutes ago, smpar said:

You're missing out a small, but rather important, piece of information here.

add it

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4 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

 

 

someone drank a puddle once anaw.

I'm sure the story was more that he rinsed his mouth out with the water, didn't drink it if I remember right.

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Just now, Oleksandr said:

I'm sure the story was more that he rinsed his mouth out with the water, didn't drink it if I remember right.

Wasn’t  that the same poster who wanted to ride a 14 year old Rebecca Black? 

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