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3 days to go and no match thread for this one yet just sums up the level of excitement and anticipation.

Goals: 0

Cards: 5

Attendance: 1897

Mentions of plastic pitch: 7

Mentions of crayon eaters: 3

Mentions of Rodger's forehead: 2

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Oh my. A day out in a shopping centre car park in darkest Lanarkshire, watching twenty-two cloggers duke it out on a nasty pitch while contending for SPFL mediocrity of the year. Hibs are slightly ahead in the enthusiasm stakes, having somehow narrowly failed to lose three games in a row now, the highpoint of the season so far. Scotty Allan and Paul Heckingbottom are understandably sitting this one out, as are any Hibees who have any sense (the population of Hamilton sitting it out is a given).  The Met Office is forecasting a grey, dismal day interspersed with light rain around kickoff, in keeping with the tone of the event. I fully expect turgid, unwatchable football, a poor result that satisfies neither team, and for everyone to have blanked this game from their memories by 5:30 on Saturday afternoon.

I can't fucking wait, meself.

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

3 days to go and no match thread for this one yet just sums up the level of excitement and anticipation.

Goals: 0

Cards: 5

Attendance: 1897

Mentions of plastic pitch: 7

Mentions of crayon eaters: 3

Mentions of Rodger's forehead: 2

Is Rodger's forehead the only man made object that can be seen from space?

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Considering form, this should be won by the South Lanarkshire side.

As long as Rice does not go mental and play an experimental lineup (E.g. Rangers 5-0 Hamilton Academical) we should win this by about 2 clear goals.

Gogic in midfield is a must.

Hopefully our defence is back from injuries.

I would consider changing GK, but we don't have any other reliable name.

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3 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

0-2 to the crayon eaters. Doidge and Mallan scoring. The one hibs fan that runs the account to post some hilarious memes.

 

3 hours ago, conboyhibs said:

Maxwell
James Porteous Hanlon Stevenson
Mallan Hallberg Vela
Horgan Doidge Middleton

I fancy us to win this one. 1-0. Doidge the scorer.

You lads are taking the fuckin piss now, eh?

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20 hours ago, Green Day said:

 

You lads are taking the fuckin piss now, eh?

The guy is getting himself in the right positions. I fancy one to ricochet off of his chin, bounce obscurely off of a clump of AstroTurf and trundle into the corner of the net.

 

Or he will finally stick away a one on one.

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