philpy Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 425'6 1/213st 5lbsSize 9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Thanks for this @Shandon Par. I now have a better idea of what folk are like. Like the errors I made yesterday thinking @mathematics was 7ft tall and 20 stone and finding out @The_Kincardine is a short, fat, nazi like character in his early 40's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Not as many auld duffers cluttering the places as first thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Not as many auld duffers cluttering the places as first thought Reported for ageism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: Age - 38 Height - 6' 2" (1.88m) Weight - 14st (88.9kg) Shoe size - 10 And the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: And the rest. All correct my sheep worrying friend. My lightning quick reactions must have added a couple of pounds on when I scored with my deft touch against you. Its called the "Gary Harkins Effect". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 33Height - 5' 6" Weight - 9.7st (60kg)Shoe size - 8 Wee man syndrome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Adam101 said: Not as many auld duffers cluttering the places as first thought Age - 48 Height - Annoyingly a smidgeon under 6 foot. Weight - Haven't weighed myself in years but wear large. Shoe size - 10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 36Sex - MaleLocation - Fife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age: 7 dog years. But I don't shit on football pitches. Well, not many. Height: About 6 foot Weight: I reckon about 25 Smudgers Shoe Size: 11. And wide. Used to be 10 but my feet spread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 50-odd Height - 6'2" 46-41-41 (AA Cup) 15st Shoe Size - depends on the shoe, 10 or 11 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Ginger, Cancerian, likes rock music, American football, Bourbon, and Kit Kats. Seeks similar. Must be willing to travel - to Paisley, to watch shite every second Saturday. Anyone with five comedy stars embroidered above a dead crest need not apply. See also: parka wearing, banner painting, pyrotechnic lighting fcukwits. Own teeth desireable, but not essential. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age of innocence. Height of nonsense. Weight of expectation on my shoulders. Shoes size: 10/11. Depends on the footwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 54180cm88kg9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Age - 62½ Height - was 5 foot 11 inches at one time but probably shrinking now. Weight - been quietly slipping on the pounds since I stopped playing footie at 50, but fortunately we don't have a set of scales. Shoe size - 11 Golf Handicap - 10.3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Adam101 said: Not as many auld duffers cluttering the places as first thought I've been busy. So... Age - 57. 14 Celsius Height - 5' 10 3/4" Weight - 12 stone and a little bit. It varies but I seem to be stuck around there. Shoe size - 9.5 Eyes - Greenish blue on the outside, greenish gold nearer the pupil. Really quite fetching. Tattoos - 1 Piercings - 1. Left ear. Although it's mostly healed over. Scars - A few Favourite animal - Dog Favourite food - Chicken Vindaloo. Toilet paper in the fridge, HazMat team on speed-dial, Chernobyl strength. My mouth is literally watering as I type this. If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you like to be? - A Ninja Warrior 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 41 5' 10" 12st 4lbs 8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: 41 5' 10" 12st 4lbs 8 Does that weight include the huntchback?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've been busy. So... Age - 57. 14 Celsius Height - 5' 10 3/4" Weight - 12 stone and a little bit. It varies but I seem to be stuck around there. Shoe size - 9.5 Eyes - Greenish blue on the outside, greenish gold nearer the pupil. Really quite fetching. Tattoos - 1 Piercings - 1. Left ear. Although it's mostly healed over. Scars - A few Favourite animal - Dog Favourite food - Chicken Vindaloo. Toilet paper in the fridge, HazMat team on speed-dial, Chernobyl strength. My mouth is literally watering as I type this. If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you like to be? - A Ninja Warrior I would like to know what the tattoo is please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've been busy. So... Age - 57. 14 Celsius Height - 5' 10 3/4" Weight - 12 stone and a little bit. It varies but I seem to be stuck around there. Shoe size - 9.5 Eyes - Greenish blue on the outside, greenish gold nearer the pupil. Really quite fetching. Tattoos - 1 Piercings - 1. Left ear. Although it's mostly healed over. Scars - A few Favourite animal - Dog Favourite food - Chicken Vindaloo. Toilet paper in the fridge, HazMat team on speed-dial, Chernobyl strength. My mouth is literally watering as I type this. If you weren't a professional footballer, what would you like to be? - A Ninja Warrior I was more talking about the over 65 contingent, perhaps when P&B stops being something to use to kill time at work folk stop using it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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