Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) We probably all have a vision of most posters as middle aged alky perverts and in 99% of cases I expect this will be correct. I thought it could be handy to have a quite "at a glance" guide that could throw up hilarious stature or age-related anomalies make posters feel warm and fuzzy about each other. Me: Age - 42 Height - 5'11" Weight: 12st 12 Shoe size:10 By entering your details you agree to be entered into the first annual P&B 12 Ruel Street Fight Club. Edited October 16, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 38 Height - 6' Weight - I haven't weighed myself in many years. I am probably overweight as I'm a unit. Shoe size - 10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age-37 Height-short Weight- chubby Chest-48inches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 33Height 5’9”Weight 11st 3Shoe Size 8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) Age - 40 Height - 5'9" Weight - 12st Shoe size - 8 (or 9 if i'm buying Adidas, for some reason) Edited October 15, 2019 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age -53Height - 5’10”Weight - 17 st 13.75Shoe size - 8.5Ex tight-head prop used to be 18st muscle now 18st of pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - wrong side of 50, still a bit tasty though. Height - 6'3" Weight- 14 st Shoe - 11.5 Ex-smoker/G.S.O.H 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 This thread could be better if we also added NI Numbers, bank details and mothers' maiden names. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 This thread would be better if folk didn’t use feet, inches, stones and pounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 This thread could be better if we also added NI Numbers, bank details and mothers' maiden names.I just hope Waffen isn't lurking otherwise this thread may not end well for some poor b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, mathematics said: This thread would be better if folk didn’t use feet, How will we ascertain shoe size then? Man, I am on form today. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, GNU_Linux said: 11 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: This thread could be better if we also added NI Numbers, bank details and mothers' maiden names. I just hope Waffen isn't lurking otherwise this thread may not end well for some poor b*****d If you can see WTM, he can see you. If you cannot see WTM, you may only be seconds from death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, mathematics said: This thread would be better if folk didn’t use feet, inches, stones and pounds. Agreed. Anyway, for the record, I'm 0.96 fathoms tall and weigh about 1.68 short hundredweight (or around 1.5 long hundredweight if you prefer). And about 8.19 lustrums old ... (in fact, it's my 8.2 lustrum birthday in a couple of days). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Agreed. Anyway, for the record, I'm 0.96 fathoms tall and weigh about 1.68 short hundredweight (or around 1.5 long hundredweight if you prefer). And about 8.19 lustrums old ... (in fact, it's my 8.2 lustrum birthday in a couple of days). Auld, fat, c*nt 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Agreed. Anyway, for the record, I'm 0.96 fathoms tall and weigh about 1.68 short hundredweight (or around 1.5 long hundredweight if you prefer). And about 8.19 lustrums old ... (in fact, it's my 8.2 lustrum birthday in a couple of days). Fatty tights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: This thread could be better if we also added NI Numbers, bank details and mothers' maiden names. What was your mum's maiden name again? I know you told me but I've forgotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: What was your mum's maiden name again? I know you told me but I've forgotten. False. My mum was never a maiden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: False. My mum was never a maiden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age - 29 Height - 5ft 2 (was 5ft 7 a year ago but this fucking cancer has shrunk me ). Weight- 8 stone 8lbs Shoe size - 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Age 44Height 5ft11Weight 14 stone 12Shoe Size 9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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