D.A.F.C Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Hearts are physical and have a big black guy upfront. Hibs are hilariously inconsistent Rangers have had at least one scumbag type player since forever ICT always score late goals against the run of play Falkirk fans think they’re Real Madrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR #1 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Dunfermline are shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmontheloknow Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 A transfer to the OF means a Scotland call up Celtic are a vehicle for bigots Rangers are a vehicle for bigots Most Cat 1 refs (as they are disproportionately from the West... 24/32 last season) will favour one or other of the OF And for balance... Aberdeen always play a big blonde lad up front 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 hours ago, RR #1 said: Dunfermline are shite Raith fans can't count as high as five St Johnstone fans all drive tractors to games Aberdeen fans view sheep for leisure and not agricultural purposes Dundee fans continually make a fuss about not viewing St Johnstone as a rival, but we all know they really care - like your older brother being bigger and stronger through childhood, but when you grow up and put him on his arse he's not really sure what to do, so constantly refers to that time he beat you up years ago Falkirk fans will turn any conversation into a crowd w**k (also see: Dundee fans) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 18 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Falkirk fans think they’re Real Madrid Always knew they were heavy into a crowd w**k but didn't know this was a thing until they crashed into the L1 forum. Bizarre. Talk of "The Falkirk way" and "always having one player you'd pay to watch". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 All generalisations are wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 10:14, deej said: Raith fans can't count as high as five St Johnstone fans all drive tractors to games Aberdeen fans view sheep for leisure and not agricultural purposes Dundee fans continually make a fuss about not viewing St Johnstone as a rival, but we all know they really care - like your older brother being bigger and stronger through childhood, but when you grow up and put him on his arse he's not really sure what to do, so constantly refers to that time he beat you up years ago Falkirk fans will turn any conversation into a crowd w**k (also see: Dundee fans) Scrambling to make your team have a relevance type post. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Raith Rovers' form always takes a dip when the clocks go back. Here's hoping... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 17:14, deej said: Dundee fans continually make a fuss about not viewing St Johnstone as a rival, but we all know they really care - like your older brother being bigger and stronger through childhood, but when you grow up and put him on his arse he's not really sure what to do, so constantly refers to that time he beat you up years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1. Celtic are held back in Europe by the lack of domestic competition. 2. Rangers* are held back in Europe by the lack of domestic competition. 3. Hearts and Hibs should merge in order to give Celtic and Rangers* more competition. 4. Dundee and Dundee Utd should merge in order to give Celtic and Rangers* more competition. 5. Celtic and Rangers* Colt teams should be entered in the SPFL Premiership thus providing more competition for Celtic and Rangers* as well as guaranteeing Scotland qualification to WC and EC Finals. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Raith / Morton are quasi-seaside league times in denial, reflected by the nature of their quasi-seaside towns that their club names attempt to disassociate with. Partick are the club for the more sound and intellectual citizens of Glasgow. Fort William consist of players that couldn't make the cut at shinty. Gala Fairydean consist of players that couldn't make the cut at rugby. Caledonian Braves & BSC Glasgow are simply fictional names that appear in the Sunday papers and don't actually exist in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Thistle fans are all pish stained jakies or pot smoking philosophy students 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Motherwell being full of hammerthrowers. For about a season and a half we were comically agricultural but in the time I've watched us we've been soft as shit far more often than we have hard b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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