MK3 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I recently came across the 'Why Junior football should never grow up' article which was featured in Nutmeg magazine a few years back. It includes the infamous quote "Stick that on your Bebo, big yin!" shouted by a Rutherglen fan to a reporter at Clyde Gateway Stadium in 2009. Which brings me on to this... what is the best comment you've heard shouted from a fan, player or official at a Junior ground? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 (edited) Bit unsavoury and changed days of course, but I remember being at a Whyte & Mackay West of Scotland Cup Final at Blair Park. Also present were two scantily dressed sponsor's models, who during the presentation of the trophy after the match provoked a cry of "Show us yer beard!" Edited October 5, 2019 by jimbaxters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glensmad Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 It includes the infamous quote "Stick that on your Bebo, big yin!" shouted by a Rutherglen fan to a reporter at Clyde Gateway Stadium in 2009.[emoji41][emoji2960][emoji56][emoji87] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunrise Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 "You're a Tory team, Largs Thistle!" Heh, knowing the make-up of cooncil politics here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFW Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 At Talbot vs Cumnock many moons ago when the referee was given Talbot nothing "Yer maw was a mattress in Barlinnie ya bassa" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreamer Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 “Stop Playing Shite!” Was shouted at the team from the stand at my first experience of Junior football in Fife back in 2011 ish. Still makes me chuckle lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 We had an auld fella followed Whitletts home and and now sadly no longer with us. Came out with crackers every week, but one that springs to mind is when he missed a game to go for an eye appointment. Turned up at next game and our manager at the time asked him how he got on ‘cancer in the eye’ he said. Fs said the manager, whats caused that. Watching Whitletts for the last 30 years was the reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 With the exception of terry’s one above if those are the best shouts youve ever heard then id hate to hear the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanner Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 in fairness most of these things are funnier at the time than written down on her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 57 minutes ago, Shanner said: in fairness most of these things are funnier at the time than written down on her. Tattoed lady incoming... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Can't be arsed recalling an individual example but Rab Watson who followed the Buffs came out with some belters over the years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot supporter Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 To the skinniest player in the other team 'you need a broth injection ya skinny c*nt' heard it last week but heard it before lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passbackdave Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Beith legend kenny mclean once got reminded that hes a spit image of karl pilkington (an idiot aboard) and he didnt like that. Lol Mon the papers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Ye coodnae trap a bag of cement is one I remember from years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Informer Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 06/10/2019 at 08:39, Moomintroll said: Can't be arsed recalling an individual example but Rab Watson who followed the Buffs came out with some belters over the years. That’s what we like, right into the spirit of the thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retired Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Remember the old guys who used to stand at 18 yd line far side at Glenafton giving the linesman (it was a while ago) pelters. In exasperation he replied “I’ve forgot mair about fitba than you two will ever know”. The reply ...........” we’ll it looks like you’ve forgot it awe the day son “ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holmparkheroes Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 To a particularly lazy striker ’ Warm up - you’re coming off!’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig O'Lea Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Neilston manager Robert Fox "Ref! Ref! Ref! Sub!" Ref runs over "who's coming off?" Foxy "you ya c***"" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Lying on the turf at Darvel after getting caught flush on the haw maws with a shot I hear “ Davie, don’t rub them. Coont them.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pundeavon Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Some years ago Ladeside had a winger called Martin Walsh - smashing player on his day, but he had a short fuse and was always getting booked for dissent. In one game he was already on a yellow card when he was denied an obvious free kick and reacted by screaming abuse at the assistant ref right in front of the Ladeside fans in the shed. A second yellow seemed inevitable, till a voice called out from the crowd "Martin, shut yer mooth. MARTIN, SHUT IT!! You job's tae play fitba, it's oor job tae gie this c**t abuse! The assistant ref and the player both burst out laughing and a second yellow was avoided. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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