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A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

 

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try". 

"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.

 

"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."

 

I don’t know how either tbqhwym.

 

Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app?

 

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1 minute ago, ICTChris said:

 

A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

 

 

@Sergeant Wilson uses the P&B app I've heard he helps out when they're busy.

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A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay.
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003
 
 

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try". "I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.
 
"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."
 
I don’t know how either tbqhwym.
 
Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app?
 

Grinder turned me gay I think. I took several years of intensive use but I do think it was responsible.
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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

 

A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49933003

 

 

 

 

I don’t know how either tbqhwym.

 

Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app?

 

 

Stupid sexy Apple. Feels like I'm swiping nothing at all...

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

 

A Russian man is suing Apple for turning him gay. The man is demanding one million rubles, claiming that an app delivered him the crypto currency GayCoin instead of the bitcoin he ordered and that this caused him to become gay.

Have any P&Bers been turned gay by an app?

 

 

 

Not so far, sweetie, but thank you for asking.

;)

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12 hours ago, pozbaird said:

The Russian bloke in question definitely looks gay though.

 

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^^^ next pie will have novichok in it. 

 

Or worse. The Russian drug that turns you into a Bluenose- Nacho Novichok. 

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45 minutes ago, JamieThomas said:

Tbf I'm fairly certain this website has turned dozens of women towards celibacy

Not disagreeing with the premise but do you think there has ever been 'dozens' of women even signed up? Seems much more spotty boy trainspotters in anoraks in their mother's house to me.

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1 minute ago, BillyAnchor said:

Not disagreeing with the premise but do you think there has ever been 'dozens' of women even signed up? Seems much more spotty boy trainspotters in anoraks in their mother's house to me.

My wife isn't registered on here, and yet...

WEE LES DAWSON GAG THERE FOR THE FAITHERS

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