johnnydun Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I took my girlfriend of the time to buy her a vibrator in a Soho sex shop many years ago. While she looked goggle eyed at the jumbos I'd already had a smallish one wrapped and paid for. Not that I'm insecure or anything. Yeah best going for a wee tiddler in that circumstance. 6' or something similar. Probably is a genuine tripod for you at 6". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I took my girlfriend of the time to buy her a vibrator in a Soho sex shop many years ago. While she looked goggle eyed at the jumbos I'd already had a smallish one wrapped and paid for. Not that I'm insecure or anything. Yeah best going for a wee tiddler in that circumstance. 6' or something similar. As I have said to Mrs Anchor many times, size is not important. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I took my girlfriend of the time to buy her a vibrator in a Soho sex shop many years ago. While she looked goggle eyed at the jumbos I'd already had a smallish one wrapped and paid for. Not that I'm insecure or anything. We lived near a sex warehouse called Castle Boutique for a while, and would occasionally nip over for a swatch at the freaky stuff. Butt plugs the size of tree trunks. Why would people do that to themselves. Still can't believe anyone would pay $20 a night to rent manky old scud tapes, even twenty years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 We lived near a sex warehouse called Castle Boutique for a while, and would occasionally nip over for a swatch at the freaky stuff. Butt plugs the size of tree trunks. Why would people do that to themselves. Still can't believe anyone would pay $20 a night to rent manky old scud tapes, even twenty years ago.The youth of today live in a golden age of free internet porn, but shave their pubes and apparently have less sex because of performance anxiety, so maybe it's not all a good thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The youth of today live in a golden age of free internet porn, but shave their pubes and apparently have less sex because of performance anxiety, so maybe it's not all a good thing. Everything's relative 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I took my girlfriend of the time to buy her a vibrator in a Soho sex shop many years ago. While she looked goggle eyed at the jumbos I'd already had a smallish one wrapped and paid for. Not that I'm insecure or anything. I was also in a Soho sex shop years ago and out of all the mad shit you see in there, the one thing that is burnt into my brain was a single leather stiletto that was attached directly to the mouth section of a leather mask, facing inwards. Did not buy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 40 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: We lived near a sex warehouse called Castle Boutique for a while, and would occasionally nip over for a swatch at the freaky stuff. Butt plugs the size of tree trunks. Why would people do that to themselves. Still can't believe anyone would pay $20 a night to rent manky old scud tapes, even twenty years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 They don't let you try out the merchandise, and I was but a poor student, alas. @throbber is your man for ass-related action. Allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 The internet is wasted on you people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Using the internet for porn is poor usage of the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Using the internet for porn is poor usage of the internet. ^^^ Unpopular Opinions thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: ^^^ Unpopular Opinions thread for this pish I know. But porn is often quite creepy and far too often seems a bit rapey. Plus the hysterics from the women are boring and quite off putting. I also don't get why seeing someone get a blow job is such a turn on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: We lived near a sex warehouse called Castle Boutique for a while I wonder if I'm the only other poster on P&B who knows where that is. According to Google, it's called "Castle Megastore" now but it still looks exactly the same. Edited October 9, 2019 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: But porn is often quite creepy and far too often seems a bit rapey. Plus the hysterics from the women are boring and quite off putting. This is why we don't look for snuff flicks on the dark web, you sick f**k. 8 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I wonder if I'm the only other poster on P&B who knows where that is. According to Google, it's called "Castle Megastore" now but it still looks exactly the same. There's something curiously comforting to know that Phoenicians still have a big soulless barn to browse horrific torture devices/sex toys. Now I'm wondering if Fascinations still have the jizz booths out the back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: There's something curiously comforting to know that Phoenicians still have a big soulless barn to browse horrific torture devices/sex toys. When I got laid off in 2002, myself and another soon-to-be-unemployed colleague and I visited a job-fair in the Civic Center. Pretty much all the positions on offer were entry level or thereabouts and it was a dispiriting experience. However, I did enjoy seeing Castle Boutique's table. A guy who looked like he was straight from Central Casting playing a porn-store proprietor. Kind of like the guy from Men in Black, seen on the right, here. ...accompanied by the nastiest, skankiest looking ex-porn star, drug-addled female sad case I'd ever hope to see. Sort of like this. Not surprisingly, few people were lining up to ask about their employment package. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 When I lived in Leith I’d occasionally walk past the sex shop on Easter Road, Leather and Lace. Once I walked past when their van was outside taking in stock and in the van they had a mannequin wearing a rubber dress but the mannequin had a goats skull instead of a woman’s head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 When I lived in Leith I’d occasionally walk past the sex shop on Easter Road, Leather and Lace. Once I walked past when their van was outside taking in stock and in the van they had a mannequin wearing a rubber dress but the mannequin had a goats skull instead of a woman’s head. How much did they charge you for it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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