Stellaboz Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 In recent years, there's been a real surge in God botherers hanging about the streets looking for recruits. Have they always turned up at workplaces bothering staff and trying to offload their propaganda rags? That's one I've only recently noticed, and it happens every few weeks.I got chatting to an attractive bird on a bus once, was too chatty looking back. Exchanged numbers and next time we met, she was accompanied by a bunch of other fucking Mormon birds. They gave me a Bible then fucking bothered me by text until I changed my number. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I got chatting to an attractive bird on a bus once, was too chatty looking back. Exchanged numbers and next time we met, she was accompanied by a bunch of other fucking Mormon birds. They gave me a Bible then fucking bothered me by text until I changed my number. They're halfway to a decent recruitment strategy there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Effusive thanks for basic courtesies.There's a guy at my work does this. Definitely oftw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: On 24/01/2020 at 08:06, BigFatTabbyDave said: In recent years, there's been a real surge in God botherers hanging about the streets looking for recruits. Have they always turned up at workplaces bothering staff and trying to offload their propaganda rags? That's one I've only recently noticed, and it happens every few weeks. I got chatting to an attractive bird on a bus once, was too chatty looking back. Exchanged numbers and next time we met, she was accompanied by a bunch of other fucking Mormon birds. They gave me a Bible then fucking bothered me by text until I changed my number. Was her name Joyce McKinney by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Effusive thanks for basic courtesies. One of Pink Floyds underrated albums imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 I got chatting to an attractive bird on a bus once, was too chatty looking back. Exchanged numbers and next time we met, she was accompanied by a bunch of other fucking Mormon birds. They gave me a Bible then fucking bothered me by text until I changed my number. Was she a Movementarian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Was she a Movementarian?I think she was a secret member of Right to Censor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 On 21/02/2020 at 21:33, MixuFixit said: Effusive thanks for basic courtesies. Good point well made; appreciated. Thanks Dave Many thanks, Kind regards, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 (edited) On 21/02/2020 at 21:17, Stellaboz said: On 24/01/2020 at 08:06, BigFatTabbyDave said: In recent years, there's been a real surge in God botherers hanging about the streets looking for recruits. Have they always turned up at workplaces bothering staff and trying to offload their propaganda rags? That's one I've only recently noticed, and it happens every few weeks. I got chatting to an attractive bird on a bus once, was too chatty looking back. Exchanged numbers and next time we met, she was accompanied by a bunch of other fucking Mormon birds. They gave me a Bible then fucking bothered me by text until I changed my number. I just picture a Dee-Dee on the bus to Yoker type of situation here: "Is this bus for Rosyth, aye?" "Aye" "That book of Mormon, is it any good?" "Aye, it is" "Do you think his name was always Joseph Smith, or do you think it used to be something like Jose Hernandez and he just changed it to sound more American?" [you're being too chatty here Stellaboz, you're going to f***in' blow this, man] Edited February 23, 2020 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 This was while in Aberdeen. They ruined a lovely summer afternoon in Union Gardens for me, fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 People who update their Facebook to say they are watching the boxing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Folk who jab the table with their finger when making points. "and I'll tell you another thing..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Folk who jab the table with their finger when making points. Or even just the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Two hours? Nobody? OK fine, I'll do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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