Archie Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 10/11/2019 at 14:43, BigFatTabbyDave said: As we're doing pronunciations, the way Michael Howard used to say "fillum" marked him out as a nogoodnik, even if you ignored everything else he did as Home Secretary. I get him mixed up with Bishop Brennan these days..."this blasphemous fillum, The Passion of St Tibulus..." I once told Michael Howard to f**k off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 I once told Michael Howard to f**k off.In the same way most of us did, or in person?Either way, not enough greenies in the world, but here's one for your trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Not as bad as people with two second names Or Crawford Allan, who has his name the wrong way round.AKA. Total c**t. Or as he'd do it, c**t Total. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Archie said: I once told Michael Howard to f**k off. You should have asked him if he threatened to overrule Derek Lewis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 People who tell you they don't like or aren't interested in traveling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 18/01/2020 at 09:53, Cptn Hooch said: Folk with two first names...like Scott Allan What about Phil and Gary's dad, Neville Neville (RIP GBNF). I could never decide if that was two first ior two second names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 19/01/2020 at 09:08, Archie said: I once told Michael Howard to f**k off. My mate was told to f**k off by Michael caine . lucky b*****d . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 25/10/2019 at 22:26, Shotgun said: Not quite the same but similar...anyone who trots out the “Judge not lest ye be judged” line. Always right-wingers of the “hang ‘em and flog ‘em” school of crime deterrent until one of their own gets busted and then it’s “We’ve all made mistakes”. This should make me wary of people, but it just makes me raging at them. Hiding behind bible quotes (and, even worse, non-bible quotes like "god helps those who help themselves") is cowardly and mendacious behaviour that merits nothing less than flaying. People with Union Jack tattoos tend to get a fairly wide berth from me. Grown men who wear Rangers tops when it isn't a match day. People who read the Daily Mail in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 People who start talking to you about their religion unprovoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, velo army said: This should make me wary of people, but it just makes me raging at them. Hiding behind bible quotes (and, even worse, non-bible quotes like "god helps those who help themselves") is cowardly and mendacious behaviour that merits nothing less than flaying. People with Union Jack tattoos tend to get a fairly wide berth from me. Grown men who wear Rangers tops when it isn't a match day. People who read the Daily Mail in public. He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone. As long as you're not in a greenhouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: People who tell you they don't like or aren't interested in traveling. Funny thing is, Travellers don't tell you a thing about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 39 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: As long as you're not in a greenhouse. If you are, make sure you open a window first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 49 minutes ago, Highland Capital said: People who start talking to you about their religion unprovoked. The Dalai Lama and Rangers fans. c***s the lot of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: As long as you're not in a greenhouse. That's not in the Bible either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 21:56, Highland Capital said: People who start talking to you about their religion unprovoked. Not sure the last word was needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 People who wear any Lonsdale branded clothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Unleash The Nade said: People who wear any Lonsdale branded clothing @throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I was wearing lonsdale swim shorts at 5’s last night actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Folk who call it the Union Jack when it's not hanging off the front of a boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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