ICTChris Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Probably mentioned already but colleagues who tell you far too much about their personal lives, unless you're genuinely friends with them as well of course.I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them.In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 People that feel the need to speak to you on holiday because they are also Scottish. I have absolutely no interest in knowing where you are from and how close it is to me Depends where you are. If it's Spain or some other touristy European country it's not a big deal but if I was further afield I'd probably ask where someone was from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them. In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. I mean, it's a less boring closing gambit than 'good luck in your new job' I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them. In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. Do you work in the glam rock industry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 hours ago, dysartrovers said: People that feel the need to speak to you on holiday because they are also Scottish. I have absolutely no interest in knowing where you are from and how close it is to me I say I'm Russian if they haven't already heard me speaking in English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) On 16/10/2019 at 12:23, smpar said: Probably mentioned already but colleagues who tell you far too much about their personal lives, unless you're genuinely friends with them as well of course. I know, right? I'm about to sneak into their house and kill them with an axe. Edited October 17, 2019 by Leonard Cohen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Anyone who has spoken the words ‘lovely jubbly’ is 100% a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Anyone who wears Stone Island clothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Anyone who wears Stone Island clothing George @ Asda 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 On 13/10/2019 at 21:10, Highland Capital said: There was a fad in Inverness for a while of people putting PT after their name on Facebook. standing for what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 45 minutes ago, highlandcowden said: standing for what? Pathetic Tcheucter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 49 minutes ago, highlandcowden said: standing for what? Personal Trainer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Pathetic Tcheucter. 8 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Personal Trainer the first is actually less pitiful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Moustaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Head torches on dog walkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: George @ Asda Yup them too mate, but SI wearers much worse and also usually c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Folk in the Daily Mail comment section. It's like a three-way special olympics between themselves, RangersMedia and FollowFollow to see who can be the biggest c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Cufflinks outside of formal occasions But smoking inside is banned?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 8 hours ago, AFCDannyFTH said: Folk in the Daily Mail comment section. It's like a three-way special olympics between themselves, RangersMedia and FollowFollow to see who can be the biggest c***s. Reading the Daily Mail, particularly its comments section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BukyOHare Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Estate drivers with facial hair. If they had bodies under the patio you wouldn't be surprised. Generally, wrong uns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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