sjc Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Does he look 10 years younger than he did 10 years ago? Does your mate have a portrait of himself hidden in his attic? I have no idea but he looks better with hair than being a bald c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Folk who's opinion on anything you can guess correctly after you know one thing about them. Oh you're a Rangers fans and just happen to be a pro-Brexit, anti-independence Tory voter who's pro-monarchy? Same goes for folk on any position on the political spectrum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Folk who's only ever social media updates are on derby day, whether it's old firm/Edinburgh/any other. It's like its part of their ritual that they have to post "intae these b*****ds" followed by the relevant flag emojis so folk remember which team they are pretending to support 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Toby said: People who express pity for someone involved with a rival club by stating that club they support. It’s not a badge of honour to have a bit of empathy for someone who has suffered, it’s an absolute minimum that most normal people would expect fro you. I might support a different club from you (Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC), but I agree with this statement. Edited September 24, 2019 by Highland Capital 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Wearing your works pass/ lanyard when you leave your office. Special mention to the boy sat in front on me on the train who has put his train ticket in the bit where your pass goes 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Former officials of any Nigerian government department or bank who have been entrusted with multi millions dollars worth of currency or gold. Especially if they ask for contact details for Hamilton Accies 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Anyone with a top knot. Usually a fucking self loving, narcissistic twat who is a bully to anyone they can get away with. Seem it a number of times now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 White people with dreadlocks. Who are you kidding you mink? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Pinky rings 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 hours ago, sjc said: A friend of mine had one about 10years ago. He looked at least 10years younger and much more self confident, so I'd say fair play to the boy. 2 hours ago, LondonHMFC said: I expect he would look 10 years younger 10 years ago. 2 hours ago, sjc said: I did think some smart c**t would come out with that when I posted it! He still does in fairness to the guy. Well, you were half right... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Yer faither writes... 10 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Are vegans allowed to use fossil fuels? Next time you see a vegan offering lecture, ask them why its ok for dead dinosaurs to power their existence. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 29 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: People with perky rings is another thing altogether. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Males with a ring on their thumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 34 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: People with perky rings is another thing altogether. Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 People with personalised car reg plates 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Those who don’t buy rounds. The people who participate in a round but don’t buy when it’s their turn are utter scum but people who just refuse to do it are for the watching. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 29 minutes ago, The Golden God said: Those who don’t buy rounds. The people who participate in a round but don’t buy when it’s their turn are utter scum but people who just refuse to do it are for the watching. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) This one really does mark someone down as a complete wankstain - someone who changes the team they support because their team isn’t doing too well.... Gerard fcuking ‘lifetime Celtic fan’ Butler and Paolo wankjob Nutini take a bow... however, I digress. As an NFL fan, I see this a fair bit on forums over there. Now, I became a Broncos fan in 2009. The reason for that is one I have posted a few times elsewhere, so won’t go back into it. In 2009, they were a bit whiffy. Then they hit a purple patch, now they’re whiffing the place out again. However, I made my choice in 2009 and that’s it. I am sticking with them. Same as St Mirren. Whiffy, a fair bit of the time, but the thought of even considering ditching them just doesn’t even enter my thought process. Some of these American fans - ‘I was born in Chicago, was brought up a Bears fan, was taken to the games as a kid, but I’m tired of them being crap, so I’m a Patriots fan these days’. As traits go.... Edited September 24, 2019 by pozbaird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, pozbaird said: This one really does mark someone down as a complete wankstain - someone who changes the team they support because their team isn’t doing too well.... Gerard fcuking ‘lifetime Celtic fan’ Butler and Paolo wankjob Nutini take a bow... however, I digress. As an NFL fan, I see this a fair bit on forums over there. Now, I became a Broncos fan in 2009. The reason for that is one I have posted a few times elsewhere, so won’t go back into it. In 2009, they were a bit whiffy. Then they hit a purple patch, now they’re whiffing the place out again. However, I made my choice in 2009 and that’s it. I am sticking with them. Same as St Mirren. Whiffy, a fair bit of the time, but the thought of even considering ditching them just doesn’t even enter my thought process. Some of these American fans - ‘I was born in Chicago, was brought up a Bears fan, was taken to the games as a kid, but I’m tired of them being crap, so I’m a Patriots fan these days’. As traits go.... Aye, but they can be Chicago Bears this season and Anchorage Arseholes the next, so he might as well switch support. It's highly unlikely St Mirren will become St Machars, for example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Aye, but they can be Chicago Bears this season and Anchorage Arseholes the next, so he might as well switch support. It's highly unlikely St Mirren will become St Machars, for example. Aye, well, if your team disappears, you’ve got a problem* *Become a Sevco 5088 fan. Edited September 24, 2019 by pozbaird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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