philpy Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I take as long as possible during my mid morning shite at work. I only get a half hour lunch break, so the additional "break" is a bonus... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenortherner Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 Coming down the toilet is great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) On 19/09/2019 at 15:50, JTS98 said: My work has a men's toilet with just two cubicles and no urinal and often I go in there to see both doors shut. Go back two minutes later, both doors still shut. Then a few minutes later etc etc. People spend ages and ages having a shite. I don't get it. They were probably in a standoff (or sit-off, whatever) against the person in the other cubicle as it seems to be an unwritten rule that if you were in first, then you leave first. It's funny how some people will refuse to be seen walking out of a toilet cubicle because having to take a dump outside of your home is evidently the embarrassing calling card of a weirdo. I have to admit that there were times where I had witnessed the locked cubicle of silence, left the bogs to (unsurprisingly) suddenly hear the cubicle door open immediately after I've left, only to catch them out by walking back in. The look of panic because somebody knew he had done a sh*t was strangely entertaining. I have since found fulfilment in other areas of life. Edited December 30, 2019 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 9 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: They were probably in a standoff (or sit-off, whatever) against the person in the other cubicle as it seems to be an unwritten rule that if you were in first, then you leave first. It's funny how some people will refuse to be seen walking out of a toilet cubicle because having to take a dump outside of your home is evidently the embarrassing calling card of a weirdo. I have to admit that there were times where I had witnessed the locked cubicle of silence, left the bogs to (unsurprisingly) suddenly hear the cubicle door open immediately after I've left, only to catch them out by walking back in. The look of panic because somebody knew he had done a sh*t was strangely entertaining. I have since found fulfilment in other areas of life. Why would you want to catch someone out having a shite? Weirdo behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Coming down the toilet is great!w****r at work found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Why would you want to catch someone out having a shite? Weirdo behaviour@Hedgecutter will find you, be afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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throbber Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 I remember when me and the mrs were in Hong Kong summer 2013 and were staying in a hotel there for a few nights, I was in shower and she burst in exclaiming she couldn’t wait and started shitting in the toilet with nothing but a shower curtain separating us. I was naturally disgusted and terrified by this and was frantically screaming “WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING” with her screaming back “DONT OPEN THE FUCKING CURTAIN!!” It was similar to that scene in bridesmaids with the fat one shitting in the sink screaming “don’t you look at me!” whilst the somewhat underwhelming pitter patter of the shower droplets being the only other audible distraction from her gaseous toilet noises. Don’t remember much else about Hong Kong apart from that, watching After Life featuring Will/Jaden Smith and being laughed at by a waitress for mistakenly drinking the glass of warm water that had been placed on our table in the restaurant we dined in but I am in no hurry to go back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 I remember when me and the mrs were in Hong Kong summer 2013 and were staying in a hotel there for a few nights, I was in shower and she burst in exclaiming she couldn’t wait and started shitting in the toilet with nothing but a shower curtain separating us. I was naturally disgusted and terrified by this and was frantically screaming “WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING” with her screaming back “DONT OPEN THE FUCKING CURTAIN!!” It was similar to that scene in bridesmaids with the fat one shitting in the sink screaming “don’t you look at me!” whilst the somewhat underwhelming pitter patter of the shower droplets being the only other audible distraction from her gaseous toilet noises. Don’t remember much else about Hong Kong apart from that, watching After Life featuring Will/Jaden Smith and being laughed at by a waitress for mistakenly drinking the glass of warm water that had been placed on our table in the restaurant we dined in but I am in no hurry to go back.You don't come out with these random mental posts often enough any more, I want the old throbber back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 You don't come out with these random mental posts often enough any more, I want the old throbber back.I certainly regret not making travel vlogs at the time, I could have been a YouTube sensation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: I certainly regret not making travel vlogs at the time, I could have been a YouTube sensation. Especially the one with you in the shower and her on the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 The wife used to freak out if I had a pish while she was in the shower. Women are weird. And by women, I mean throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 The wife used to freak out if I had a pish while she was in the shower. Women are weird. And by women, I mean throbber.Clarification required.Did you actually pish into the shower tray ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Clarification required. Did you actually pish into the shower tray ? No, we've never had one. Spoiler Which isn't to say that I would have pished into it if we did, you understand. Spoiler Which isn't to say that there's anything wrong with watersports, per se. Spoiler No, I'm afraid that's exactly what I'm saying. It's weird and creepy. Someone once told me she liked it when her boyfriend would piss all over her face while she was in the bath. My face must have been covered in revulsion, much like...well, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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