Jacksgranda Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 17 hours ago, Rugster said: Sorry, Sarge. Most normal men, I should have said. 42 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You really have no idea what normal men do. Probably as a result of your abnormality. 29 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Christ man try to keep up. PS did you really think you were normal? Compared to most of the posters on here he's "normal". Although comparing yourself to most of the posters on here may not be the best way of judging normality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 my girlfriend will use the last of the toilet roll but not replace. lazy cow. my old man used to read the paper on the shitter when we all lived at home. only peace i get he used to say. weirdo As someone with two kids, I wholeheartedly agree the bog is about the only place I get the peace to read. Indeed, I am sitting on the work's lavvy as I type this response having just read this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Compared to most of the posters on here he's "normal". Although comparing yourself to most of the posters on here may not be the best way of judging normality.Normality would be rather boring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 29 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Compared to most of the posters on here he's "normal". Although comparing yourself to most of the posters on here may not be the best way of judging normality. Normality would be rather boring That would suggest you're not "normal". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 That would suggest you're not "normal".Meh. Can live with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That would suggest you're not "normal". Meh. Can live with that. I was working on the premise that you're not boring or bored, therefore, by your definition, not normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I honestly don't know what some other people get up to when they go for a shite. My work has a men's toilet with just two cubicles and no urinal and often I go in there to see both doors shut. Go back two minutes later, both doors still shut. Then a few minutes later etc etc. People spend ages and ages having a shite. I don't get it. I don't think (having the runs or constipation aside) I've ever spent more than about a minute having a shite. What exactly are these people up to? How can it take so long? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Compared to most of the posters on here he's "normal". Although comparing yourself to most of the posters on here may not be the best way of judging normality. You upset about something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 No they don't. I'm doing a shite as I type. I'm not getting much peace though as folk on the bus are freaking out about something or other! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, microdave said: 22 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No they don't. I'm doing a shite as I type. I'm not getting much peace though as folk on the bus are freaking out about something or other! Pay attention driver. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I'm doing a shite as I type. I'm not getting much peace though as folk on the bus are freaking out about something or other!^^^Harry Clarke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I honestly don't know what some other people get up to when they go for a shite. My work has a men's toilet with just two cubicles and no urinal and often I go in there to see both doors shut. Go back two minutes later, both doors still shut. Then a few minutes later etc etc. People spend ages and ages having a shite. I don't get it. I don't think (having the runs or constipation aside) I've ever spent more than about a minute having a shite. What exactly are these people up to? How can it take so long?^^^ 16yo found 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 (edited) No male or female only toilets, got communal bogs at my work. Edited September 19, 2019 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenortherner Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 No male or female only toilets, got communal bogs at my work.Me too, I hate it when someone has had a dump and stinks the place out. Every time I seem to come out having held my breath whilst peeing, I have to explain to the person waiting that smell of shite wasn't me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 But did it have nuts in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Usually 15 minutes minimum for me on the bog. No joy in rushing a jobby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 24 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Usually 15 minutes minimum for me on the bog. No joy in rushing a jobby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 My wife claims not to like the smell of her own farts. Lying cow. Everyone likes the smell of their own farts, they're just prudish about admitting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Worst thing ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 My wife claims not to like the smell of her own farts. Lying cow. Everyone likes the smell of their own farts, they're just prudish about admitting it. Ordinarily I would agree with you but after a rather demanding spicy-sausage themed “Brewer’s Platter” the other night, even I didn’t enjoy my own company very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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