hearthammer Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I really don't see the problem with this to be honest. I once read to my wife when she had constipation and it helped her. Loving couples have no problem sharing this sort of thing. What were you reading to her ?? Aliennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhh ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I really don't see the problem with this to be honest. I once read to my wife when she had constipation and it helped her. Loving couples have no problem sharing this sort of thing.Nup. Not buying this one ya hairy pubed weirdo. Things happen in the height of passion with your significant other that cause some surprise as you to reflect on them afterwards but never is taking a dump in front of the other anything about love. It’s just plain rude. And manky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That's a bit like the pot calling the kettle black. Now he's a racist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Now he's a racist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) Reminds me of the old joke. Missus asked me if I ever peed while having a shower. “Of course”, I replied, much to her obvious disgust. “Everyone pisses when doing a shite”. Actually caught the wife out with that one not long after we met, when the topic arose. Her reaction was absolutely worth telling it. Edited September 18, 2019 by Ross. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ross. said: Reminds me of the old joke. Missus asked me if I ever peed while having a shower. “Of course”, I replied, much to her obvious disgust. “Everyone pisses when doing a shite”. Actually caught the wife out with that one not long after we met, when the topic arose. Her reaction was absolutely worth telling it. Don't tell her you pish in the sink when you can't be bothered going upstairs. (I miss my downstairs lavvy) Or that you pish out the back door if it's late at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Nup. Not buying this one ya hairy pubed weirdo. Things happen in the height of passion with your significant other that cause some surprise as you to reflect on them afterwards but never is taking a dump in front of the other anything about love. It’s just plain rude. And manky. What about the woman from Kilmarnock that let a guy jobby on her face? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Or that you pish out the back door if it's late at night. When I was a youngster I went home with a girl one night. Got to her place and she said she had to go to the bathroom to freshen up. I was absolutely bursting and after a few minutes of hopping from foot to foot waiting for the toilet to be freed up I decided the only course of action was to open the back door and piss in the garden. As soon as I started, she walks out the bathroom and walks into the kitchen, to see me standing there in full flow. Needless to say it didn’t go much further between us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 What about the woman from Kilmarnock that let a guy jobby on her face?‘mon then.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No they don't. Sorry, Sarge. Most normal men, I should have said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: Sorry, Sarge. Most normal men, I should have said. Ah, got you now. Edited September 18, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 One day you're the dug. Next day you're the lampost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Reading in the shitter is OFTW material. Its a small room in which you are dropping off shite, then slawing your arsehole clean using your hands protected only by thin paper. Whatever the minimum time you can spend in that scenario is, thats the correct length of time. Get in, conclude business, get out of filthy, shite filled air. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Don't tell her you pish in the sink when you can't be bothered going upstairs. (I miss my downstairs lavvy) Or that you pish out the back door if it's late at night.Unless yer Bairnardo and cant reach the sink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 17 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't tell her you pish in the sink when you can't be bothered going upstairs. (I miss my downstairs lavvy) Or that you pish out the back door if it's late at night. Do you bother to take the dishes out of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Rugster said: Sorry, Sarge. Most normal men, I should have said. You really have no idea what normal men do. Probably as a result of your abnormality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You really have no idea what normal men do. Probably as a result of your abnormality. Oh, you're back. Just a temporary ban for being a fanny was it then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: Oh, you're back. Just a temporary ban for being a fanny was it then? Christ man try to keep up. PS did you really think you were normal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Christ man try to keep up. PS did you really think you were normal? Takes a "special" kind of person to get banned from this place, I'll give you that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Takes a "special" kind of person to get banned from this place, I'll give you that. I am special. So are you Rugster. We are all special in our own way. But you’re still not normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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