Bluenortherner Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a shave as I was dumping. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! Clearly trying to see if you fancy some "German" activities. It would be a no from me, you have to draw a line somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 32 minutes ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 8 hours ago, coprolite said: Clearly trying to see if you fancy some "German" activities. It would be a no from me, you have to draw a line somewhere. Bitte, sag mehr. Ich weiss nicht dieser "activities". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Were you shaving her at the time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 There is a poster on here, who I won't name, who advocated brushing their teeth whilst having a tom tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 You know what this thread needs? More oaksoft nightime bathroom tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 13 hours ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! Manky bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! I may have a degree of sympathy with her if there’s only one bog in the place and she was touching cloth. Needs must etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! Asserting her authority. You’re her bitch now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 19 hours ago, Bluenortherner said: My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!! She's reminding you the old dung funnel is there, need I say more? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 my girlfriend will use the last of the toilet roll but not replace. lazy cow. my old man used to read the paper on the shitter when we all lived at home. only peace i get he used to say. weirdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Ylf said: my girlfriend will use the last of the toilet roll but not replace. lazy cow. my old man used to read the paper on the shitter when we all lived at home. only peace i get he used to say. weirdo What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. No they don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Rugster said: What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No they don't. Well, I can only speak for myself... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Rugster said: What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. It was the toilet paper he was reading 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Well, I can only speak for myself... I was going to say you were an old weirdo, but... 5 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I really don't see the problem with this to be honest. I once read to my wife when she had constipation and it helped her. Loving couples have no problem sharing this sort of thing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I was going to say you were an old weirdo, but... That's a bit like the pot calling the kettle black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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