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1 minute ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a shave as I was dumping. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

FTFY

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31 minutes ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

Clearly trying to see if you fancy some "German" activities. 

It would be a no from me, you have to draw a line somewhere. 

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32 minutes ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

 

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8 hours ago, coprolite said:

Clearly trying to see if you fancy some "German" activities. 

It would be a no from me, you have to draw a line somewhere. 

Bitte, sag mehr.  Ich weiss nicht dieser "activities".  😮

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Were you shaving her at the time?

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13 hours ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

Manky bitch

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18 hours ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

I may have a degree of sympathy with her if there’s only one bog in the place and she was touching cloth.

Needs must etc 

 

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18 hours ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

Asserting her authority. You’re her bitch now.

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19 hours ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

She's reminding you the old dung funnel is there,  need I say more?

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my girlfriend will use the last of the toilet roll but not replace. lazy cow. my old man used to read the paper on the shitter when we all lived at home. only peace i get he used to say. weirdo

 

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1 minute ago, Ylf said:

my girlfriend will use the last of the toilet roll but not replace. lazy cow. my old man used to read the paper on the shitter when we all lived at home. only peace i get he used to say. weirdo

 

What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. 

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8 minutes ago, Rugster said:

What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. 

 

5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

No they don't. 

Well, I can only speak for myself...

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10 minutes ago, Rugster said:

What’s wrong with reading on the toilet? Most men do this. 

It was the toilet paper he was reading

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20 hours ago, Bluenortherner said:

 

My girlfriend came in and had a dump as I was shaving. I couldn't believe it and she stunk the place out!!

 

I really don't see the problem with this to be honest.

I once read to my wife when she had constipation and it helped her.

Loving couples have no problem sharing this sort of thing.

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