NJ2 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 He was out of his depth with the drink and spewed up whilst leaving the pub, he then cupped his hand in a puddle to rinse out his mouth.Oh, that explains it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Snafu said: Why would anyone reveal their P&B username at a social event, its not as if you're fucking famous Speak for yourself champ. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: The thought of meeting up with some of the people on here is utterly terrifying, a few should be on a permanent holiday in Carstairs. My other half thought I was a bit mental recently because I sent a fellow poster on here who I don't know personally, although we work for the same company, a few packages of original recipe Irn Bru. This stranger was so desperate for original Recipe Irn Bru, that he told me his name, address and shift pattern for when he was away without a pause for concern. Very trusting in this day and age. Tesco per chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, virginton said: Speak for yourself champ. He said famous not a virgin. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Tesco per chance? No. I would have probably sent him some as well, but he admitted to buying the new stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I just played fives with two lads I met from here.Thought about starting own fives again for guys here as have my own one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I just played fives with two lads I met from here. Thought about starting own fives again for guys here as have my own one. One lad, one black female. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Never even got asked out. Need to rethink my strategy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Snafu said: So are you telling us you did and then regretted it 3 seconds later? I don't actually attend social events organised by people on an online forum because I'm not a total fucking loser tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Cults are started mainly for fake messiahs to get 1) money 2) sex. So have you ever given Div your worldly goods and/or sexual favours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Lookin' good m8 Has he never got those breeks off? 4 hours ago, Dindeleux said: On a similar note I was wondering earlier on if we have any drug dealers or people involved in other shady business on the site. You would imagine that we have a bit of everything. What you after, m8? 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I might turn up at the next subcrawl and tell everyone I'm someone else, then act like a total dick. You've previously posted your photo on here so we'd all know who you were, especially if you turned up with that jumper on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Never even got asked out. Need to rethink my strategy.Was a good own goal tbf... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Has he never got those breeks off? Are you asking me to, like, you pervert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you asking me to, like, you pervert? Only if you are comfortable doing so and don't feel like you're being pressured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Trump becomes President. Morgan becomes a media personality. Johnson becomes PM. Accies don't get relegated. I thought I'd seen it all... Then this. 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you asking me to, like, you pervert? The equivalent of Fred West accusing someone of being a shite host, this may well prove LHC has set off a Black Hole in 2014 that we're all living in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I’m not sure I like where this is going tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Cults are started mainly for fake messiahs to get 1) money 2) sex. So have you ever given Div your worldly goods and/or sexual favours? Anyone been invited for drinks? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I suppose if P&B really is a cult you could call it the Branch Div-idians. Thank you and Good Night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: My other half thought I was a bit mental recently because I sent a fellow poster on here who I don't know personally, although we work for the same company We also have a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. We even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. In true P&B cult fashion, FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 hour ago, virginton said: I don't actually attend social events organised by people on an online forum because I'm not a total fucking loser tbh. ^^^doesn’t use tinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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