Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Get a fucking room. 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: You're a cult. 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: You’re close to being a cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Most of the previously prominent posters who have disappeared from the site have all moved into a large compound, handed over all their worldly possessions to Div and Church of P&B and are waiting for the coming of the end of the world. The date has been moved several times due to St Mirren not being relegated or not losing that day. Currently in the compound are xbl, Swampy, mhak, Pink Freud, HB and PeterGrant. I'm sure it's fun. Kilt wanted to be let in but kept wanking into the letterbox so wasn't permitted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Kilt wanted to be let in but kept wanking into the letterbox so wasn't permitted. He DM'd my wife shortly after and stated that he "didn't give a tinker's cuss" -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I actually identify as a black female tbh so bucking the P&B trend, big boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I actually identify as a black female tbh so bucking the P&B trend, big boys. Lookin' good m8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Lookin' good m8 Not sure MM being left alone with scissors is a good idea though. Unless of course he she posts a photo of around an hour or so after this one was taken. Go girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 I’ve often wonder what the Subcrawls etc are like. A bunch of strangers meeting up in a pub at a designated time. Watching each and everyone walk into the bar, trying to guess who they are. Striking up small talk at the bar before uttering something along the lines of “so, do you pie and Bovril?” Or does everyone just wear a name badge to avoid all the awkwardness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: I’ve often wonder what the Subcrawls etc are like. A bunch of strangers meeting up in a pub at a designated time. Watching each and everyone walk into the bar, trying to guess who they are. Striking up small talk at the bar before uttering something along the lines of “so, do you pie and Bovril?” Or does everyone just wear a name badge to avoid all the awkwardness? Every single person on here is an arsehole and not difficult to spot. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Probably a bit low on the "white" and very low on the "male". I randomly bumped into someone in Asda in the middle of the nigh I worked out must be a P&B "weel-kent" figure (and was correct). That was just going by the general description of him and his job. Someone collared me once and said "you're Shandon Par". She was correct (I was running through Shandon whilst wearing a Pars training top). Met folk off here too - not in a Tinder/Grindr/Fab way - for various things (participating in sport and buy works of art). Dogging is not a sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Don't think so, can't see many of us walking down a church aisle singing a football anthem wearing football tops although there are a few weirdos here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Look into the eyes not around the eyes 321 back in the room 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Dogging is not a sport. ^^^dedicated dogger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Somebody who went to the Fives told me that one poster came up and said "Hi I'm *name*" and everyone cringed. Whoever guesses the poster gets a special prize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 56 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I’ve often wonder what the Subcrawls etc are like. A bunch of strangers meeting up in a pub at a designated time. Watching each and everyone walk into the bar, trying to guess who they are. Striking up small talk at the bar before uttering something along the lines of “so, do you pie and Bovril?” Or does everyone just wear a name badge to avoid all the awkwardness? There was zero need for name badges at Grimbo's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: ^^^dedicated dogger. If only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, Empty It said: Don't think so, can't see many of us walking down a church aisle singing a football anthem wearing football tops although there are a few weirdos here. Many would say the walking down a church aisle is the weirdo part of that statement... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Somebody who went to the Fives told me that one poster came up and said "Hi I'm *name*" and everyone cringed. Whoever guesses the poster gets a special prize. Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Somebody who went to the Fives told me that one poster came up and said "Hi I'm *name*" and everyone cringed. Whoever guesses the poster gets a special prize. vT? Supras? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Somebody who went to the Fives told me that one poster came up and said "Hi I'm *name*" and everyone cringed. Whoever guesses the poster gets a special prize. ICT Chris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Don't see much in the way of these organised real life P&B encounters these days. Presumably the weirdo ratio is seen as just too high these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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