ICTJohnboy Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Teenager from Bristol has lost his sight because of a diet of crisps and chips. Some reports say his hearing has been damaged as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49551337 Any P&B'ers out there munching Pringles and having trouble reading this post? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Got a mate who did the Quavers diet and saw really positive results. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Teenager from Bristol has lost his sight because of a diet of crisps and chips. Some reports say his hearing has been damaged as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49551337 Any P&B'ers out there munching Pringles and having trouble reading this post? How about all the Rangers fans that couldn't see that their club was dying and therefore didn't help to save it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 My mum always told us if we eat too much of something we'll turn into it. Well when I first left school and was unemployed for a bit, I was eating 10 bags of crisps a day, and I actually started to smell like a crisp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Teenager from Bristol has lost his sight because of a diet of crisps and chips. SOME REPORTS SAY HIS HEARING HAS BEEN DAMAGED AS WELL. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49551337 Any P&B'ers out there munching Pringles and having trouble reading this post? FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 I think the kid in this story had a few mental health / developmental issues that are contributing to this. It's a sad story. one thing to note in it as well is that the kid wasn't fat and that probably caused his parents and others not to worry about him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 59 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: My mum always told us if we eat too much of something we'll turn into it. Well when I first left school and was unemployed for a bit, I was eating 10 bags of crisps a day, and I actually started to smell like a crisp. Now you're a couch potato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 I once ate so many raspberry Mr Freezes that my piss turned blue. Thought this was the coolest thing ever and made the mistake of telling my mum. Upshot = no longer allowed Mr Freezes 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I once ate so many raspberry Mr Freezes that my piss turned blue. Thought this was the coolest thing ever and made the mistake of telling my mum. Upshot = no longer allowed Mr Freezes When Isaac Asimov was at college his classmates played a trick on him by secretly feeding him a tablet that turned his piss blue. He never mentioned it to them and they finally asked him about it. He told them that of course he had noticed it and thought it odd but nothing to worry about. But if they had given him something to turn his piss red (which they had thought about) he would have assumed it was blood and probably dropped dead with fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I once ate so many raspberry Mr Freezes that my piss turned blue. Thought this was the coolest thing ever and made the mistake of telling my mum. Upshot = no longer allowed Mr Freezes Didn't your wife say anything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I once ate so many raspberry Mr Freezes that my piss turned blue. Thought this was the coolest thing ever and made the mistake of telling my mum. Upshot = no longer allowed Mr Freezes I used to eat around 8 apples every day when I was young. Turned my shit green. I also told my mum who in turn told the GP, who unsurprisingly told my mum to stop giving me so many fucking apples. I'm still allowed apples. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but 8 of them will f**k you up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 I eat 4 chicken thighs for lunch every day at work and it has started giving me severe headaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 After eating a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle my piss smells like a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Chips are great. Why wouldn't you eat them all the time. I reckon soon we'll be able to get eyes like Le Forge out of Star Trek soon, so who cares? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said: After eating a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle my piss smells like a chow mein flavour Pot Noodle. on a similar note if I get a curry from the Indian my farts and shite both smell like Curry. Please feel free to do what you want with that information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 3, 2019 Author Share Posted September 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Chips are great. Why wouldn't you eat them all the time. I reckon soon we'll be able to get eyes like Le Forge out of Star Trek soon, so who cares? How's your diet going? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: How's your diet going? Stil in the theoretical stage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Chips are great. Why wouldn't you eat them all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 They say you are what you eat, which explains why I'm a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 8 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Teenager from Bristol has lost his sight because of a diet of crisps and chips 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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