Square slice and tattie scone

[Florentine_Pogen]

It’s called a Tottie scone unless you’re a inbred bumpkin.

.......it’s ‘an’ inbred bumpkin.............
Unless of course you’re a semi-literate bumpkin.
HTH. [emoji846]

[hk blues]

3 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said:

We could almost be getting in Danny Baker territory of Brown Sauce, Red Sauce or no Sauce at all?

Brown sauce is for adults and Red sauce (seriously though, surely Tomato sauce?) is for kids.  

[vikingTON]

20 hours ago, HenryHill said:

Why 'square slice'? Do you have to be specific in case you get some get some triangle slice? 

The three key food groups consist of square slice, round slice and onion slice. 

[staggy1929]

Lorne, haggis and a fried egg in a roll is the absolute ticket.

Link sausages criminally underrated btw I think they beat their square counterpart quite comfortably.

[hearthammer]

I believe the correct promotion and cooking of the square/lorne sausage should be left to its INVENTORS   !!!!!

https://www.lovesquig.com/

[Shandon Par]

Maybe it's old age but I can live without a sausage in my breakfast and would prefer a veggie sausage to a meat one. 

 

[Bairnardo]

Maybe it's old age but I can live without a sausage in my breakfast and would prefer a veggie sausage to a meat one. 
 

Na that's not it. Time is passing for us all but most of us don't turn into fucking monsters.

Don't be lazy. Look harder.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, Bairnardo said:

Na that's not it. Time is passing for us all but most of us don't turn into fucking monsters.

Don't be lazy. Look harder.

I like a sausage later in the day though. Just not early in the morning. 

[Bairnardo]

I like a sausage later in the day though. Just not early in the morning. 

Give him his phone back, i'll text u later x x x

[Shandon Par]

Just now, Bairnardo said:

2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I like a sausage later in the day though. Just not early in the morning. 

Give him his phone back, i'll text u later x x x

 Thanks my little munchkinny wunchkinny x 

[Dan Steele]

1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

I like a sausage later in the day though. Just not early in the morning. 

[carpetmonster]

Sconeysausydipdips.

[Sergeant Wilson]

I'd eat sausages with all 6 meals a day. Especially since my terminal gluten intolerance was diagnosed. Gluten free sausage is the only thing that is better than the originals...except for some biscuits...and cherry Bakewells.

Edited September 2, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson

[Jacksgranda]

3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Maybe it's old age but I can live without a sausage in my breakfast and would prefer a veggie sausage to a meat one. 

 

I'm 26 years older than you are, and the thought of a veggie sausage for a breakfast fry has never entered my head.

[sugna]

Haggis and black pudding on a morning roll.

Needs to be accompanied by a mug of tea, "to cut through the grease!"

[Bairnardo]

Haggis and black pudding on a morning roll.
Needs to be accompanied by a mug of tea, "to cut through the grease!"

Irn Bru used to be equally up to the task, but no longer. Tea and rolls remains a wonderful thing.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Just now, sugna said:

Haggis and black pudding on a morning roll.

Needs to be accompanied by a mug of tea, "to cut through the grease!"

Wrong. Haggis and black pudding are toppings for bacon, sausuge, tattie scone etc.

That's like having hundreds and thousands and raspberry, with no cone.

[Raidernation]

You buggers are making me homesick

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 minutes ago, Raidernation said:

You buggers are making me homesick

You take the high road...

[Benjamin_Nevis]

Open the windows and turn the heaters up full blast.