johnnydun Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 minute ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Where you in the (digging the garden class) at school? So much wrong with this! Were you in the digging holes class? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Where you in the (digging the garden class) at school? ^^^^Was sent to Borstal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Where you in the (digging the garden class) at school? Fuuuuckk offffffff 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyFerrino Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 That's some authentic frontier gibberish from the not so Bonnie Prince. You been in the fortified wine, lad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyFerrino Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: Fuuuuckk offffffff Chortle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 https://twitter.com/outocontextspfl/status/1262822549890662402?s=20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: I guess you did not get a single O Level, thick as feck and you would have been in the "digging the garden class" in my time at school I am really annoyed that this post stood for an hour without anybody pedantically pointing out that the O Level is an English qualification and that it's Scottish cousin the O-Grade was phased out about 30 years ago. Do I have to do everything here? You should all be ashamed of yourselves 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aim Here Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Where you in the (digging the garden class) at school? Nope. My school didn't have a 'digging the garden class'. What sort of school has that kind of class? Don't you think it's a bit pathetic (and by that I mean 'extremely pathetic') for a grown sixty-odd year old man to try to assert superiority based on grammar and spelling and school qualifications for what would, in his case, be things that everyone forgot half a century ago? How on earth did you manage to entirely waste the next fifty years of your life that your spelling lessons and your 'O levels(sic)' are your benchmarks for achievement? I used to think you were one of the other Jambo posters here on a dotting account, but I was clearly wrong; you're obviously a totally different species altogether. Since we're playing at guessing games, my theory is that you murdered someone as a teenager in1975 and you've only just got out of the UK prison system a couple of years ago on license with something like a Higher in English or maybe even an Open University degree. It would explain the schools that have gardens where people learn to dig holes, the odd use of 'O levels' when Scottish schools don't generally offer those qualifications (prison transfers are a thing), and the poor attempts at shaming using school qualifications and spelling - you clearly wouldn't have had much points of reference with adults outside of a prison context, so this is your best shot at conversational leverage. It's a long shot, I know, but it all makes a kind of sense. Am I warm? If I'm right, then welcome to the outside world! Also, 'were' doesn't have an 'h'. Hope this helps. Edited May 19, 2020 by Aim Here 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 53 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I am really annoyed that this post stood for an hour without anybody pedantically pointing out that the O Level is an English qualification and that it's Scottish cousin the O-Grade was phased out about 30 years ago. Do I have to do everything here? You should all be ashamed of yourselves Says the man who put an apostrophe in the possessive "its". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Jon Obika at breakfast this morning. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Where you in the (digging the garden class) at school? ^^^^^^^^ 6 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Did you go to school pal? The spelling and punctuation is around the level of a 5 year old. Edited May 19, 2020 by RossBFaeDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Aim Here said: Nope. My school didn't have a 'digging the garden class'. What sort of school has that kind of class? Don't you think it's a bit pathetic (and by that I mean 'extremely pathetic') for a grown sixty-odd year old man to try to assert superiority based on grammar and spelling and school qualifications for what would, in his case, things that everyone forgot half a century ago? How on earth did you manage to entirely waste the next fifty years of your life that your spelling lessons and your 'O levels(sic)' are your benchmarks for achievement? I used to think you were one of the other Jambo posters here on a dotting account, but I was clearly wrong; you're obviously a totally different species altogether. Since we're playing at guessing games, my theory is that you murdered someone as a teenager in1975 and you've only just got out of the UK prison system a couple of years ago on license with something like a Higher in English or maybe even an Open University degree. It would explain the schools that have gardens where people learn to dig holes, the odd use of 'O levels' when Scottish schools don't generally offer those qualifications (prison transfers are a thing), and the poor attempts at shaming using school qualifications and spelling - you clearly wouldn't have had much points of reference with adults outside of a prison context, so this is your best shot at conversational leverage. It's a long shot, I know, but it all makes a kind of sense. Am I warm? If I'm right, then welcome to the outside world! Also, 'were' doesn't have an 'h'. Hope this helps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 10 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: Did you go to school pal? The spelling and punctuation is around the level of a 5 year old. 9 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: How did you go through the Scottish education system and not learn the basics? And stop acting like a smart arse when you have the brains of a bairn. With an 11 post count in almost 9.5 years, your not exactly William Shakespeare yourself cunto..... Noo get f**kin doon. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparticus Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 10 hours ago, BonniePrinceCharlie said: I guess you did not get a single O Level, thick as feck and you would have been in the "digging the garden class" in my time at school My heart, was broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Sparticus said: My heart, was broken. Is the sun shining on Leith today ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparticus Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, C4mmy31 said: Is the sun shining on Leith today ? It is indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebowski Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Nope. My school didn't have a 'digging the garden class'. What sort of school has that kind of class? Don't you think it's a bit pathetic (and by that I mean 'extremely pathetic') for a grown sixty-odd year old man to try to assert superiority based on grammar and spelling and school qualifications for what would, in his case, be things that everyone forgot half a century ago? How on earth did you manage to entirely waste the next fifty years of your life that your spelling lessons and your 'O levels(sic)' are your benchmarks for achievement? I used to think you were one of the other Jambo posters here on a dotting account, but I was clearly wrong; you're obviously a totally different species altogether. Since we're playing at guessing games, my theory is that you murdered someone as a teenager in1975 and you've only just got out of the UK prison system a couple of years ago on license with something like a Higher in English or maybe even an Open University degree. It would explain the schools that have gardens where people learn to dig holes, the odd use of 'O levels' when Scottish schools don't generally offer those qualifications (prison transfers are a thing), and the poor attempts at shaming using school qualifications and spelling - you clearly wouldn't have had much points of reference with adults outside of a prison context, so this is your best shot at conversational leverage. It's a long shot, I know, but it all makes a kind of sense. Am I warm? If I'm right, then welcome to the outside world! Also, 'were' doesn't have an 'h'. Hope this helps. Also, if he was in Saughton Hearts would be his local club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribzanelli Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 14 hours ago, Aim Here said: Also, 'were' doesn't have an 'h'. Hope this helps. Except when it is suspected of being Celtic-minded 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Squealing Scottish Labour Grandee George Ffoulkes is thinking very different. Why dick around with the SPFL or the courts when you can escalate this pressing issue of national importance to the Foreign Office and make Hearts' relegation an international incident? He's been on the sauce early doors again today. "Surely if the SPFL are stopping Premier League now and making awards based on games played, the SFA should do the same with the Cup. Hibs & Aberdeen both had replays, Celtic 3 wins with 6-1 Goal Difference, Hearts 3 wins with 7-0 Goal Difference so Hearts get the Scottish Cup!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insaintee Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 21 hours ago, BawWatchin said: I don't think he's been anywhere near a Hearts team since their Eastern revolution days. Wait... This c**t was in your first team. No wonder you guys are shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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