IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I think you've been whooshed there, blud. Anyway, I've got a good one: In Inverness they try to use their bankcards to withdraw money from bridge railings. There is no punchline. Reveal hidden contents https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/confused-man-tries-money-out-10905504 Are people out of work, which must apply to most of Dundee, have a bankcard ? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said: Are people out of work, which must apply to most of Dundee, have a bankcard ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Are people out of work, which must apply to most of Dundee, have a bankcard ?You fall asleep on the keyboard or did you actually mean to type that monstrosity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossBFaeDundee Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, RossDee01 said: You fall asleep on the keyboard or did you actually mean to type that monstrosity? Just Immortal Howler living up to his reputation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 No I was going to proceed and suggest a bridge Loan -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 23 minutes ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said: Are people out of work, which must apply to most of Dundee, have a bankcard ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 So. Where do you recommend as the pre match pub tomorrow ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said: So. Where do you recommend as the pre match pub tomorrow ? Frews. Whites. Ambassador. All within about 5 minutes walk to the ground, allow away fans and you'll not get any bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 34 minutes ago, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said: So. Where do you recommend as the pre match pub tomorrow ? Cutty Sark. Thank you. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 So. Where do you recommend as the pre match pub tomorrow ?You should try the Drumgeith. They’d really appreciate your bank card joke. Or the Cutty Sark as Biggie suggests. In there, just so you get accepted, tell them you’re a member of Satan’s Slaves and that George Kerr is a c**t. They’ll be buying you drinks all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 You should try the Drumgeith. They’d really appreciate your bank card joke. Or the Cutty Sark as Biggie suggests. In there, just so you get accepted, tell them you’re a member of Satan’s Slaves and that George Kerr is a c**t. They’ll be buying you drinks all day. He is though . . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I don't think George has been back to the Cutty since he got put on his arse in there a few months ago. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Travelling up from ayrshire, can anyone recommend where to park please, sitting in the main stand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadow_Jock Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: Me, reading this thread Solid work. Mon Dundee: intae these dour, crowdwank-enabling teuchters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Peh Skeh Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Travelling up from ayrshire, can anyone recommend where to park please, sitting in the main stand Paterson street if you are there early enough and its bra for a quick exit if need be! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gifted Sub Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 So. Where do you recommend as the pre match pub tomorrow ?I don’t think you need any more alcohol in your system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 1 hour ago, The Gifted Sub said: I don’t think you need any more alcohol in your system. I need to maintain a safe blood alcohol level - which will have to be higher to travel into Dundee and pay the admission prices. At least my old Satans Slaves leather jacket may be my savior. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 The fan to phanny ratio must be one of the lowest on these forums - it's like almost everyone of them is a complete roaster. Ok, I resemble that remark! [emoji38] Aye I mind that one. Don't think I was there for some reason but I recall Bulvitus had a goal disallowed just before half time that would have seen us go 3 - 0 up? Of course when we went 3 - 2 down Imrie came on hacked down one of the Dees and got sent off #ImpactSubI was there, first half we were outstanding then griffiths decided to turn up in the second, in desperation we turned to imrie as an impact sub and if I recall correctly he was off before he touched the ball. Utter cretin of a man and his attitude was there for all to see. My day didn't get better, missed the train and then the similar timed bus back to Edinburgh where I was living at the time so spent some time in Perth, on a Sunday which was dire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, weirdcal said: My day didn't get better, missed the train and then the similar timed bus back to Edinburgh where I was living at the time so spent some time in Perth, on a Sunday which was dire. I can't help but feel the mention of the day of the week is superfluous in this sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Den Spark Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 13 hours ago, ayrshire_nomad said: Travelling up from ayrshire, can anyone recommend where to park please, sitting in the main stand Coldside Road or Hospital Street. Easy to find and easy to get back on to the Kingsway for exit back down the road. Less than 10 minutes walk to ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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