invergowrie arab Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Cant believe folk are denying Emma is a wid That said i would shag a barbers floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeVanTeeth Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 A wummin across the road from me got a tattoo of her dead dog on her arm. Absolute mess of a portrait. Fortunately she never seems to work so taking time off wasn't a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 Shan behaviour by the boss tbh, legal or otherwise. Got to assume there's more to this story as surely only a total p***k would fire an 18 year old lassie for missing one shift when she's told you she's been physically sick. Was a young lassie is Glasgow not murdered by a sandwich shop owner?Sandwich shop proprietors are the new mobile DJs IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I heard her on the radio saying she would struggle to put on a face, tbf, she has a point.Fucking hell those eyebrows. It'd be like rattling one of the Angry Birds. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Day of the Lords said: 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I heard her on the radio saying she would struggle to put on a face, tbf, she has a point. Fucking hell those eyebrows. It'd be like rattling one of the Angry Birds. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Day of the Lords said: 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I heard her on the radio saying she would struggle to put on a face, tbf, she has a point. Fucking hell those eyebrows. It'd be like rattling one of the Angry Birds. It's dead now anyway. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Looking forward to her googling her name to see stories about her and finding this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Emma dear, if you’re reading this, head along to your nearest SSPCA and find some monster of a dog called Rambo or Tyson that absolutely cannot be rehomed with children, other animals, men etc and set it on sandwich boss man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Emma dear, if you're reading this, you look like someone drew a face on a mitre ba'. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Same here. Thank you. given that the Smudger is a psycho I think I know who'll be going first out of the two of you... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 8 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: I'll be celebrating not having to pay £130 a month (+20% every year increase)in dog insurance. Dog insurance?? 130 a month??? Sorry, but if old rover gets sick it's tattie byes. Get a 2019 model. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Should paid days off for pets dying be a thing? Nah, not for me. Unpaid leave? Aye, fair enough. Is Emma a wid? Absolutely. The above is a post of truth bullets. Stone cold facts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Emma’s boss when she was dismissed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 17 hours ago, The Minertaur said: Not related to pets but my wife recently moved job. If I die then she is entitled to a week off. if a family member such as parent, Grandparent dies then she is entitled to 1 day off. So no people shouldn't get a day off for a pet dying. Haud the bus, a fucking week to get over your husband dying? 14 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Cant believe folk are denying Emma is a wid That said i would shag a barbers floor I think the people saying she isn't a wid are confused. People saying she isn't attractive don't get it. Being attractive isn't exclusive to being a wid. She has horrific eyebrows, slathers too much make-up on her face and she's probably awful to listen to, but you can bet your last quid that I'd be flinging my wee sausage up her if I was given the chance. 13 hours ago, ICTChris said: Was a young lassie is Glasgow not murdered by a sandwich shop owner? Sandwich shop proprietors are the new mobile DJs IMO. Clydebank, aye. Stabbed her 250 times, fired her into a bin bag and into the boot of his car then kept serving customers for the rest of the day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Looks a bit like Aqua Marina (not a bad thing IMO). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I've now realised how she did her makeup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Clydebank, aye. Stabbed her 250 times, fired her into a bin bag and into the boot of his car then kept serving customers for the rest of the day.ICT Chris is pretending to not know the fine details of the case, it was no doubt him who started the thread about it at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I heard her on the radio saying she would struggle to put on a face, tbf, she has a point. Her mother doesn't seem too impressed by the situation - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 17 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: she could go on Britain's Got Talent and do a cover of Friday I'm, In Love..... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: Haud the bus, a fucking week to get over your husband dying? I think the people saying she isn't a wid are confused. People saying she isn't attractive don't get it. Being attractive isn't exclusive to being a wid. She has horrific eyebrows, slathers too much make-up on her face and she's probably awful to listen to, but you can bet your last quid that I'd be flinging my wee sausage up her if I was given the chance. Clydebank, aye. Stabbed her 250 times, fired her into a bin bag and into the boot of his car then kept serving customers for the rest of the day. Tongue sandwiches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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