Sacked Because Dog Died

[Mark Connolly 11,728]

21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

 How is a dead dog an emergency?

I'm more concerned about the vet giving his mum an injection  that fucked her kidneys

[Shandon Par 14,677]

Isn’t that a line from the old Serge Gainsbourg song?

[placidcasual 1,371]

Someone who calls their dog Drummie sounds like the type who is likely to take their elderly pets, relatives and servants outside and shoot them before enjoying a lunch of Johnnie Walker red label then driving into the village to pick up their copy of The Mail.

Blue label, at the very minimum.

[Shandon Par 14,677]

7 minutes ago, placidcasual said:

5 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Someone who calls their dog Drummie sounds like the type who is likely to take their elderly pets, relatives and servants outside and shoot them before enjoying a lunch of Johnnie Walker red label then driving into the village to pick up their copy of The Mail.

Blue label, at the very minimum.

Times are hard. His guest wing needs a new roof and he has knocked up another nanny.

[Dee Man 16,775]

7 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Diabetes. 

 

7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Probably a fat b*****d then.