Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Hope she got one of these done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 What happened to the dog anyway? Did it encounter @SlipperyP on his moped? Dog crossed him. Dog in Clyde now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Same here. Thank you.You do have a very unhealthy relationship with it I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Emma, if you're reading this don't listen to what they're saying. You're lovely and they're all oversized, functioning alcoholics. Some of whom have no hair. I'm here for you, x. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dele said: Emma, if you're reading this don't listen to what they're saying. You're lovely and they're all oversized, functioning alcoholics. Some of whom have no hair. I'm here for you, x. I'll have you know I'm absolutely not oversized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marly Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 If getting the tin tack means she doesn't have enough cash to buy anymore make-up, then the boss has done her and easily scared children a massive favour tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My bet is she's a feckless, work shy bint who struggles to butter the pieces because she's got her phone in her hand and has missed the last 12 Monday's on the trot.^^^^Sandwich shop owner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 42 minutes ago, Dele said: Emma, if you're reading this don't listen to what they're saying. You're lovely and they're all oversized, functioning alcoholics. Some of whom have no hair. I'm here for you, x. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 If it’s any consolation to you Emma, dogs are absolutely shite anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: If it’s any consolation to you Emma, dogs are absolutely shite anyway. Especially deid ones! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 It would have been funnier if her surname was Douglas. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I'll have you know I'm absolutely not oversized.^^^ baldy functioning alcoholic found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Is the dog dead in the picture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: Is the dog dead in the picture? No m8, that's her eyebrows you're looking at. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: ^^^ baldy functioning alcoholic found. I also have a healthy head of hair. And if we're going to be really pedantic, I qualify as a high functioning alcoholic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Ross. said: I also have a healthy head of hair. And if we're going to be really pedantic, I qualify as a high functioning alcoholic. You drink a lot? You should have said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 28 minutes ago, wellinwigan said: Is the dog dead in the picture? No, she said she'd be looking for another job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You drink a lot? You should have said. I actually don't drink that much these days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeVanTeeth Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 (edited) On 15/08/2019 at 10:10, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: Should have just went off sick for a few days and self certified. Likely an attention seeker, who thought about that but decided she would prefer the publicity and victim status. Anyway, if anybody's looking for a job as a sandwich 'artist' now's yer big chance --- Edited August 16, 2019 by LeeVanTeeth minor alteration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 47 minutes ago, LeeVanTeeth said: Likely an attention seeker, who thought about that but decided she would prefer the publicity and victim status. Anyway, if anybody's looking for a job as a sandwich 'artist' now's yer big chance --- You can't claim trademark protection for a job description, however wanky it is. I guess that's why it's unregistered. This is in no way intended to be a humorous observation, I am genuinely peeved by the unsupportable claim to IP protection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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