Sacked Because Dog Died

[Granny Danger]

There’s a simple solution.  Don’t have pets.

[deej]

Just now, Granny Danger said:

There’s a simple solution.  Don’t have pets.

Well she doesn't anymore

[coprolite]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

For a second I was horrified that you were talking about your cat here.

Well, I wasn't, but now you mention it.....

 

 

 

 

No. He's a boy cat. It would be unholy. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

I do love my dog (see avatar) but I doubt his demise would diminish my ability to whippet up a cheese and pickle sandwich.
 

FTFY

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

4 hours ago, bernardblack said:

I prefer my cat to most of my friends and family so I would be taking time off should the unthinkable happen

Same here.

Thank you.

[nsr]

If an animal I really don't like dies, can I have a day off to celebrate?

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

I'll be celebrating not having to pay £130 a month (+20% every year increase)in dog insurance.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 minute ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:

I'll be celebrating not having to pay £130 a month (+20% every year increase)in dog insurance.

How many fucking dogs do you have?

[KnightswoodBear]

1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

How many fucking dogs do you have?

Maybe he's breeding them.

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

How many fucking dogs do you have?

1

[nsr]

I didn't know they could do that.

[The Minertaur]

Not related to pets but my wife recently moved job.

If I die then she is entitled to a week off.  if a family member such as parent, Grandparent dies then she is entitled to 1 day off. 

So no people shouldn't get a day off for a pet dying. 

[Herman Hessian]

5 hours ago, throbber said:

Also she is not a wid, she looks like a clown.

does she have a squirty flower ?

[Gordon EF]

1 hour ago, Cerberus said:

“I was recently fired and left unemployed the same day as loosing my best friend”


Loosing. Was the dog hanged?

Sick b*****ds pinged it out a big slignshot then peppered it with a shotgun.

[Cerberus]

55 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:

I'll be celebrating not having to pay £130 a month (+20% every year increase)in dog insurance.

£130 a month seems about £100 more than it should be.
What kind of dog you got mate?

A Cerberus?

[Zetterlund]

We just had to have our cat of 13 years put to sleep a few weeks back and it was quite an upsetting experience. I ended up taking her to the 24 hr vet at 6am, paying an extra £150 for the privilege, because I didn't think the work would sympathise if I said I wouldn't be in in the morning because of the cat. 

The worst thing was seeing the Mrs really upset tbh. We both had to go straight into work after but I couldn't concentrate much for the day. I'd  never want or expect to get the day off though, just one of those things you have to deal with.

[ATLIS]

Wid. Buy her a new dug for the pleasure  

[Sergeant Wilson]

On 15/08/2019 at 17:49, ThatBoyRonaldo said:

Shan behaviour by the boss tbh, legal or otherwise. Got to assume there's more to this story as surely only a total p***k would fire an 18 year old lassie for missing one shift when she's told you she's been physically sick.

My bet is she's a feckless, work shy bint who struggles to butter the pieces because she's got her phone in her hand and has missed the last 12 Mondays on the trot.

Edited August 17, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

I heard her on the radio saying she would struggle to put on a face, tbf, she has a point.

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

£130 a month seems about £100 more than it should be.
What kind of dog you got mate?
A Cerberus?

13 year old lab.