Bishop Briggs Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Love match or double fault? The latter. She was highly strung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I love workplace themed threads on P&B. You always know @ICTChriswill have a story or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I shagged the Chairman's daughter after taking her to Wimbledon. Big mistake! ^^^^^New balls please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Bishop Briggs said: The latter. She was highly strung. As long as you didn't have to shout for new balls... Edited August 14, 2019 by The Skelpit Lug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I shagged the Chairman's daughter after taking her to Wimbledon. Big mistake! Did she make a racket in the bedroom or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I shagged the Chairman's daughter after taking her to Wimbledon. Big mistake! Did Wimbledon win, lose or draw on the day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 10 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Did Wimbledon win, lose or draw on the day? I had great tickets for Centre Court. A close friend who was a member of the All England club gave them to me. That friend sadly passed away a few years ago at only 44. Still feeling like a smart arse now? Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual? At least he didn't die at only 44. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I had great tickets for Centre Court. A close friend who was a member of the All England club gave them to me. That friend sadly passed away a few years ago at only 44. Still feeling like a smart arse now? Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual? Rather that, than try and sound like a superior c**t - like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Quite an astonishing overreaction that from BB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I had great tickets for Centre Court. A close friend who was a member of the All England club gave them to me. That friend sadly passed away a few years ago at only 44. Still feeling like a smart arse now? Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual? That is quite the reaction to an innocuous attempt at a joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I had great tickets for Centre Court. A close friend who was a member of the All England club gave them to me. That friend sadly passed away a few years ago at only 44. Still feeling like a smart arse now? Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual? hahaha what a lunatic. Quality stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Wouldn't be P and B without a meltdown from a Walter Mitty fantasist tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 My word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Brilliant. Reminds of school when you'd say "yer maw" to someone and they'd retort with "my maw's deid so jokes on you". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I dont get the jump to that at all? In what way is friend who died years ago relevant?Bizarre scenes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 What a great diversion BB has given up please keep it up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I dont get the jump to that at all? In what way is friend who died years ago relevant? Bizarre scenes. That should become the go-to for shutting down P&B arguments 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 That should become the go-to for shutting down P&B argumentsIt would but it died a few years ago at only 44. I am sorry your friend died, BB, but jeez it was a wee joke pretending you took some lassy (the chairman’s daughter) to Wimbledon football not Wimbledon tennis. Quite the leap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I had great tickets for Centre Court. A close friend who was a member of the All England club gave them to me. That friend sadly passed away a few years ago at only 44. Still feeling like a smart arse now? Or just a sad and bitter loser as usual?I'm sure a requirement to join the All England club is to be a nonce so probably best that he's dead. You got off easy on that one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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