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2 hours ago, stevoraith said:

 


Cheers, you’ve done us all a favour.

Hopefully you used strong rope and a good gag.

 

He's fessing up for all his misindeamours.

So far we've established he's 48 with the intelligence of a 14 year old, still a virgin and has plooks. He's also prone to TV dinners and individual trifles. 

And he's a twat. 

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It's Frank. I clubbed him a few times and tied him up. 
 

Just had a look and he’s not going anywhere, but Stevo did you have to do THAT with the daffodil???
New surroundings and I can’t find the Eye-Bleach!!!
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4 minutes ago, Stevo Fife said:

f**k I forgot about him. Wondered why there was a bad smell coming from the shed. 

The bins have been raked through a few nights this week as well. Thought it might have been a particulalry determined seagull but it'll have been Frank.

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9 minutes ago, Gordon EF said:

The bins have been raked through a few nights this week as well. Thought it might have been a particulalry determined seagull but it'll have been Frank.

I've just checked the shed and he's gone. Lucky fucker as I was going to smother him with the plastic wrapping from the wallpaper. 

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48 minutes ago, Stevo Fife said:

I've just checked the shed and he's gone. Lucky fucker as I was going to smother him with the plastic wrapping from the wallpaper. 

You realize, Stevo, its gonna be like one of those cheap 80’s-90’s slasher flicks. One day you’ll close a door in there and Frank will be behind it in a hockey mask with a knife. Enjoy your rest.

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17 minutes ago, TxRover said:

You realize, Stevo, its gonna be like one of those cheap 80’s-90’s slasher flicks. One day you’ll close a door in there and Frank will be behind it in a hockey mask with a knife. Enjoy your rest.

If all goes to plan come 4.50pm Saturday I'm changing the locks 😎

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