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4 minutes ago, Beachbum said:

Gentle lob really.

 

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That's the River Leven, 2nd fastest flowing river in all of Scotland, it meets the River Clyde at Dumbarton Rock.

So technically yes, you would need a blooter over the volcanic plug to land in the Clyde.

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Connor Brennan remains garbage. Has just brained his own centre half and taken himself out the game at the same time.

Unfortunately, Lewis Allan is also garbage, and manages to waste a golden opportunity. From the resulting set piece, Allan has a shot that doesn't leave the park. The more things change...

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Easy to underestimate how much that fucking pitch is affecting the game. Literally every single touch of the ball is hampered. Wouldn’t be surprised if a goal comes as a direct result of it.

Another way a goal could come is from that god awful centre half and goalie trio for the home side. We think we’ve got it bad... There is definitely goals in this, but we need to up it a lot in the second half. We’ve been caught in midfield too often and look a bit suspect.

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1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Easy to underestimate how much that fucking pitch is affecting the game. Literally every single touch of the ball is hampered. Wouldn’t be surprised if a goal comes as a direct result of it.

Another way a goal could come is from that god awful centre half and goalie trio for the home side. We think we’ve got it bad... There is definitely goals in this, but we need to up it a lot in the second half. We’ve been caught in midfield too often and look a bit suspect.

It’s a football pitch, not a bowling green...

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Neither team really taking the game by the scruff of the neck. If you wanted to be kind, you could argue both teams have adopted a Mourinho-esque approach of looking to capitalise on the other side's mistakes. I don't want to be kind.

Both sides look more likely to commit hari-kari than break into tiki-taka.

Allan should've scored for the Rovers when Brennan came out for a bouncing ball and clattered his defender. Dumbarton probably should've had a penalty when McCluskey was booked for diving. I had a bad view of it, maybe the defender won the ball, but McCluskey was definitely hurt, so the booking seems like the wrong call.

We definitely look like a team that's going to be stuck in neutral until Dingwall and Vaughan return. There's individual quality in there, but not enough. Anderson, Allan and Bowie all look like they'll need three chances before they can take one.

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Is Jim Duffy in any sort of ill health? I just want to check before I start mocking him for wearing a black suit, an open necked white shirt and sunglasses, whilst sitting on a chair he's stolen from a function suite.
Jim Duffy looks like fucking Gerard Butler compared to McGlynn. He looks like he's stepped off the plane in Benidorm in the full Sports Direct regalia.
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