Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 He could field a rugby union team with his sprogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 The title of this thread has never quite been taken so literally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, Suspect Device said: FFS. I see a lawyers letter that points out the tweet says ‘with third child’ as opposed to ‘with his third child’ 5 years down the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: He could field a rugby union team with his sprogs. Hopefully not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Boris really likes his shagging. When do you think he will leave to pick up the newspapers never to come back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarHibee Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 3 hours ago, Lofarl said: Boris really likes his shagging. When do you think he will leave to pick up the newspapers never to come back? Fucked a dozen different wives, fucked Petronella Wyatt, fucked Anna Fazackerley (who he later hired lol), fucked Jennifer Arcuri and fucked an entire island of people. Fair fucks to the lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Laura Kuenssberg must be barren I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted May 23 Share Posted May 23 Reported to the cops again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 13 hours ago, doulikefish said: Reported to the cops again He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so. Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. Funny as f**k........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Leith Green said: He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so. Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. Funny as f**k........ He obviously should be reported to the cops as often as possible, but it's very convenient that the story has come out just in time to deflect from the latest Braverman shitstorm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing. 1 Do his constituents notice that he has no interest in representing them? 2 Has someone told Carrie, 'It's all right love, there are no women in Las Vegas, he can't get up to anything.'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing. 1 Do his constituents notice that he has no interest in representing them? They're probably reasonably glad on that one. 2 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: 2 Has someone told Carrie, 'It's all right love, there are no women in Las Vegas, he can't get up to anything.'? His other 12 maintenance cheques this month rely on him hitting big on the puggies, he'll be far too busy. The only women who'll go near him in Vegas he'll have to pay for at the time and they'll take protections to make sure he can't knock them up, so it's relatively safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 41 minutes ago, KirkieRR said: Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing. Do the Americans realise he's not Prime Minister any more and has as much authority as the MP for the Western Isles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Do the Americans realise he's not Prime Minister any more and has as much authority as the MP for the Western Isles? A fair chunk of them think Trump’s still President and Sleepy Joe’s actually James Woods in a rubber mask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 10 hours ago, Leith Green said: He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so. Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. Funny as f**k........ It's not that funny. I imagine that Johnson hiring Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne will cost the country even more in paying for representation of the fat buffoon. The Guardian understands that: Johnson has dropped the government-appointed lawyers representing him at the Covid inquiry after he was referred to police, the documents show. Allies suggested he had lost confidence in the Cabinet Office. However, in line with longstanding practice for former ministers, the taxpayer will still fund his new legal representation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 59 minutes ago, Thane of Cawdor said: It's not that funny. I imagine that Johnson hiring Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne will cost the country even more in paying for representation of the fat buffoon. The Guardian understands that: Johnson has dropped the government-appointed lawyers representing him at the Covid inquiry after he was referred to police, the documents show. Allies suggested he had lost confidence in the Cabinet Office. However, in line with longstanding practice for former ministers, the taxpayer will still fund his new legal representation. I have written to the Cabinet Office requesting that "the taxpayer" stumping up for this be @Granny Danger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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