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3 hours ago, steelmen said:

Which sister had the 2 facelifts... i'm going for the one on the left.

The Heil is such a fucking weird newspaper.

They still run those articles about how the tween children of celebrities have grown tits?  :yucky

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4 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

So, the Conservatives are now defining a generation as a couple of years?

Good, so they can STFU about the independence referendum being a 'once in a generation' thing.

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The Heil is such a fucking weird newspaper.
They still run those articles about how the tween children of celebrities have grown tits?  :yucky
Surely even they have stopped that "isn't she looking all grown up" backhand perving in this day and age ???
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42 minutes ago, BFTD said:

The Heil is such a fucking weird newspaper.

They still run those articles about how the tween children of celebrities have grown tits?  :yucky

Did one of the tabloids not do a "countdown till she's legal" thing for Charlotte Church?

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28 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:
2 hours ago, welshbairn said:
Did one of the tabloids not do a "countdown till she's legal" thing for Charlotte Church?

I doubt even the Mail stooped that low, surely the Daily Sport as it was, the Star or at a push the Sun ?

Think it was the Star, with a 'Phwoarr'-type photo when she turned sixteen. The ironic thing was that on literally the opposite page they had an article complaining about the 'Paedophilia' episode of Chris Morris's 'Brass Eye'.

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2 hours ago, GordonD said:

Good, so they can STFU about the independence referendum being a 'once in a generation' thing.

Oh Gordon, you poor deluded lad.  :(  That would assume some consistency; you’re not going to get that my friend.

More so in the post Trump era where right wing politicians say something on Monday, say the polar opposite on Tuesday and no one bats an eyelid.

 

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45 minutes ago, Billy Jean King said:
2 hours ago, welshbairn said:
Did one of the tabloids not do a "countdown till she's legal" thing for Charlotte Church?

I doubt even the Mail stooped that low, surely the Daily Sport as it was, the Star or at a push the Sun ?

In their week of Channel 4 should be taken off air and Chris Morris hung headlines in the wake of the 2000 Brass Eye Special, they had a pic of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie - 13 and 8 at the time - in bikinis. On page 3, ghoulishly enough. 

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5 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

Just wait until we get a Labour government that puts an end to these shenanigans!
 

 

 

 

 

and wait

 

 

 

 

 

 

then wait some more

 

 

 

 

 

see a pattern emerging?

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"Okay folks.  The simulation is over.  You asked me to resign and we needed to demonstrate what a disaster that would be.  I would like to thank Rishi for coming up with the plan.  I pretend to resign, we pretend to have a leadership contest and then who knows who wins.  I have to say what a marvelous performance by Kwasi but without doubt the star of the show was Liz.  We couldn't have done it with her.  Excellent.  Oh and getting the Queen to die on you was a masterstroke!  Anyway, enough is enough.  I think we made our point.   Let's get back to business."

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Any sightings this week?

I need him to come out and re-assure me that the tories are best for the country during these difficult times.

In Liz we Truss...or is it Boris...sorry, not keeping up to speed at present...who is it that we are supposed to support today?

Where are you Dougie??

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1 minute ago, Caledonian1 said:

Any sightings this week?

I need him to come out and re-assure me that the tories are best for the country during these difficult times.

In Liz we Truss...or is it Boris...sorry, not keeping up to speed at present...who is it that we are supposed to support today?

Where are you Dougie??

He's on a family holiday, I'm sure his constituents and delighted with the way he is representing them.

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29 minutes ago, 101 said:

He's on a family holiday, I'm sure his constituents and delighted with the way he is representing them.

Just realised I meant to post that on the DRoss thread.....amounts to same thing really

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