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Apparently there was a round of applause for Johnson from the government benches as he left the chamber.  I wonder how Hoyle reacted since he admonished the opposition benches for applauding just last week.  More double standards from the little rat.

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9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Apparently there was a round of applause for Johnson from the government benches as he left the chamber.  I wonder how Hoyle reacted since he admonished the opposition benches for applauding just last week.  More double standards from the little rat.

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1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said:

This too

 

 

Not so long since the obnoxious c**t threw Blackford out the House for having the temerity to call Johnson a liar.

Talk about double standards?

We just should have nothing to do with that institution. Come on Scotland, we can do better than this.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Lurkst said:

Despite being a Tory it's hard not to like Ken...

 

 

Pretty sure that’s actually a parody account. But it is very difficult to know these days.

personally I would have like Rosie Holt to have stood for the Tories leadership she speaks more sense than most of them. 😉

though I have never actually seen her speak in parliament yet. 🤔

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50 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Pretty sure that’s actually a parody account. But it is very difficult to know these days.

personally I would have like Rosie Holt to have stood for the Tories leadership she speaks more sense than most of them. 😉

though I have never actually seen her speak in parliament yet. 🤔

The clue is hidden within the very first word on the bio.

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8 minutes ago, sophia said:

The clue is hidden within the very first word on the bio.

Sorry my sarcastic tone didn’t translate to well into print. 😂

some of the parody accounts on twitter at the moment are excellent and it’s fun seeing the comments of the people who think it’s genuine.

However it shows the state of politics in the UK that it is sometimes very difficult to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Look at who could become the 3rd ever female PM!🫣

Please tell me that I am actually in a comma and this is all just a dream of the next series of ‘The Thick of it. ‘

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58 minutes ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Sorry my sarcastic tone didn’t translate to well into print. 😂

some of the parody accounts on twitter at the moment are excellent and it’s fun seeing the comments of the people who think it’s genuine.

However it shows the state of politics in the UK that it is sometimes very difficult to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Look at who could become the 3rd ever female PM!🫣

Please tell me that I am actually in a comma and this is all just a dream of the next series of ‘The Thick of it. ‘

No nor mine.

I agree though, we are all the way through the looking glass now

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2 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Sorry my sarcastic tone didn’t translate to well into print. 😂

some of the parody accounts on twitter at the moment are excellent and it’s fun seeing the comments of the people who think it’s genuine.

However it shows the state of politics in the UK that it is sometimes very difficult to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Look at who could become the 3rd ever female PM!🫣

Please tell me that I am actually in a comma and this is all just a dream of the next series of ‘The Thick of it. ‘

:lol:

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3 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Please tell me that I am actually in a comma and this is all just a dream of the next series of ‘The Thick of it. ‘

Don't know about that but you might be in a coma.

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I was tempted to say you're in a semi colon but that would have been a half arsed reply.

5 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said:

Sorry my sarcastic tone didn’t translate to well into print. 😂

some of the parody accounts on twitter at the moment are excellent and it’s fun seeing the comments of the people who think it’s genuine.

However it shows the state of politics in the UK that it is sometimes very difficult to tell what’s real and what isn’t. Look at who could become the 3rd ever female PM!🫣

Please tell me that I am actually in a comma and this is all just a dream of the next series of ‘The Thick of it. ‘

 

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BoJo has provided a less than stellar letter about his meeting with Lebedev. One bit is particularly interesting. 

Boris Johnson has said he did not discuss government business at a meeting with ex-KGB officer Alexander Lebedev "as far as I am aware".

"As far as I am aware"? "As far as I am aware"? 😂

Loosely translated as 'I was as pissed as a fart with two pole dancers on my lap and I can't remember a damn thing. However, if the committee wants any more details, I'm sure that the Russian Embassy will be able to produce a video recording.' 

 

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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

BoJo has provided a less than stellar letter the about his meeting with Lebedev. One bit is particularly interesting. 

Boris Johnson has said he did not discuss government business at a meeting with ex-KGB officer Alexander Lebedev "as far as I am aware".

"As far as I am aware"? "As far as I am aware"? 😂

Loosely translated as 'I was as pissed as a fart with two pole dancers on my lap and I can't remember a damn thing. However, if the committee wants any more details, I'm sure that the Russian Embassy will be able to produce a video recording.' 

 

He wasn't aware of any parties at Number 10 either, so we can safely say he definitely did discuss government business at the meeting.

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5 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

BoJo has provided a less than stellar letter about his meeting with Lebedev. One bit is particularly interesting. 

Boris Johnson has said he did not discuss government business at a meeting with ex-KGB officer Alexander Lebedev "as far as I am aware".

"As far as I am aware"? "As far as I am aware"? 😂

Loosely translated as 'I was as pissed as a fart with two pole dancers on my lap and I can't remember a damn thing. However, if the committee wants any more details, I'm sure that the Russian Embassy will be able to produce a video recording.' 

 

It’s a bit unfair imo.  Which of us hasn’t had a purely social meeting with an ex KGB spy?

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