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Johnson being humiliated and humiliating himself is glorious. Hopefully Carrie now fucks off and leaves him and they both find nothing but misery. 

Hope all the recent resignations are now torturing themselves thinking "he was going to go I didn't need to resign". 

 

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2 minutes ago, Clown Job said:

Who the f**k is that fud that just said he believed people are Tories even if they vote Labour?

I have my back to the telly but when I heard that I nearly spat my tea out.

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5 minutes ago, Mr. Brightside said:

It utterly delights me that Boris Johnson's time as PM, his literal dream job, has been one catastrophe after another and will be remembered as such.

He'll go down as the worst PM (in terms of achievements/political success) in the UK's history. Lord North's ghost is loving this. 

1 minute ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Just thinking...  we can't risk BoJo doing a Trump and try for a comeback in a year or so based on "popularity". Get out the garlic, mallet and stake. No point in taking any unnecessary risks. 

We can and in fact should encourage this. Johnson has no patronage to successfully build a party in his own image; if he tries, it would tear the Tories apart for a generation.

If he slinks off to the international lecturing circuit then the rest of the rotten bunch will be back soon enough. 

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2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:

Looking forward to wee Liz trying to keep a straight face when he heads to the Palace to tell her he’s off

She might ask him to stick around. With Phil gone there’s an vacancy for an offensive racist.

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1 minute ago, virginton said:

We can and in fact should encourage this. Johnson has no patronage to successfully build a party in his own image; if he tries, it would tear the Tories apart for a generation.

That would be a right wee shame

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14 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

I hope it’s a bloodbath in the more traditional sense and leaves every single Conservative Party member (at least) mortally wounded. 

Image result for hamlet death sceneHamlet Act 5 Scene 2

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Just now, paul-r-cfc said:


Snivelling c**t. Nearly launched my cereal bowl throw the TV watching him. Sums up the smug, self entitlement that runs through that party of scumbags.

But seriously... once the hilarity of the moment has passed, there will be a new shiny leader, committed to finishing brexit, then a giveaway budget in the autumn, then the Mail, Express and Telegraph roar approval, then a general election before Christmas, resulting in a 40 seat Tory majority but Tories are wiped out in Scotland. 

Rees-Mogg becomes Secretary of State for Scotland and blames Martians for the electoral situation in his colony. 

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